Mister X
04-19-2003, 11:58 PM
I got some email from these Like Whoa guys wanting us to sign up for their AdultCentro.com thingy. The email was quite frankly badly written and rambling and left me a bit confused. So I checked out the website. Apparently it's supposed to be some kind of adult webmaster portal dealie. basically all the stuff Like Whoa has now but in one place. Seemed not too bad but not terribly interesting to me until I came across a letter from the CEO, Nick Tukmanian. Here's a quote:
With its mixed synergy of innovative tools and services, AdultCentro standardizes the business aspects of the adult industry. Essentially, it's a system of self-governance that is expected to revolutionize, remarket, and rejunvenate. The package offers numerous partnership levels ranging from individual to premier business partnesrship - which allows all users to participate in evolving the ultimate AdultCentro. AC QualitySeal will help monitor online content and keep it up to par with professional standards. This important global goal had finally become a business reality. With the support of customer service representatives and legal counselors, QualitySeal will prove to be the first system of its kind to effectively oversee the industry as a whole. It's a model truly made by Webmasters for Webmasters withing a community that empowers everyone to help shape the industry. No offense to Mr. Tukmanian or anyone else at Like Whoa but that reads like something written by a truly gigantic ego. A "system of self-governance" ??? They're going to monitor online content and "keep it up to par with professional standards"??? And then the capper: "QualitySeal will prove to be the first system of its kind to effectively oversee the industry as a whole" WTF? It comes off sounding like the porno version of Bill Gates. Without the multi-billion dollar monopoly to back up his boasting, lol.
I don't know if this was actually written by the person that it is ascribed to, but I think they should get someone a little more skilled in public relations to revamp things a bit. I'm not even going to mention the typos. Oops I just did. Hehe.
With its mixed synergy of innovative tools and services, AdultCentro standardizes the business aspects of the adult industry. Essentially, it's a system of self-governance that is expected to revolutionize, remarket, and rejunvenate. The package offers numerous partnership levels ranging from individual to premier business partnesrship - which allows all users to participate in evolving the ultimate AdultCentro. AC QualitySeal will help monitor online content and keep it up to par with professional standards. This important global goal had finally become a business reality. With the support of customer service representatives and legal counselors, QualitySeal will prove to be the first system of its kind to effectively oversee the industry as a whole. It's a model truly made by Webmasters for Webmasters withing a community that empowers everyone to help shape the industry. No offense to Mr. Tukmanian or anyone else at Like Whoa but that reads like something written by a truly gigantic ego. A "system of self-governance" ??? They're going to monitor online content and "keep it up to par with professional standards"??? And then the capper: "QualitySeal will prove to be the first system of its kind to effectively oversee the industry as a whole" WTF? It comes off sounding like the porno version of Bill Gates. Without the multi-billion dollar monopoly to back up his boasting, lol.
I don't know if this was actually written by the person that it is ascribed to, but I think they should get someone a little more skilled in public relations to revamp things a bit. I'm not even going to mention the typos. Oops I just did. Hehe.