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Taass
08-14-2003, 05:09 PM
Just thought you all wanted to know this...

If you highlight the smileys on this board they get a realy cool chinese kinda look

:) :( :o :confused:

Now ain't you just thrilled that i told you that huh ???? :D
Ounique
08-14-2003, 07:09 PM
Taass,

You don't get out much do you? :bonk:
Taass
08-14-2003, 07:15 PM
What in the world gave you that idea :confused: <--looook he get's realy chinese looking too *rofl*:D
Taass
08-14-2003, 07:19 PM
To be honest.. I'm borred like hell today, It's Been raining and windy all day here and i'm not realy in the mood to get much work done :rolleyes:

And by the way.. that realy was very usefull information !!!!!:D
SykkBoy
08-15-2003, 04:43 AM
even more useless info:
it is impossible to kiss the tip of your own elbow....







and 95% of the people you tell that to will try it...




and fail......
wsjb78
08-15-2003, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by SykkBoy
and fail......

I failed :(
webmistress
08-15-2003, 07:17 AM
more useless info:

A Holstein cow's spots are like a fingerprint or a snowflake; no two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.

Just thought everybody wanted to know this :confused:
AdultLegal-Jim
08-15-2003, 10:27 AM
the only word in the english language to use all vowels and in order

a,e,i,o,u, y


Facetiously
Taass
08-15-2003, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by wsjb78
I failed :(



..i tried :D
Taass
08-15-2003, 11:40 AM
Originally posted by webmistress
more useless info:

A Holstein cow's spots are like a fingerprint or a snowflake; no two cows have exactly the same pattern of spots.

Just thought everybody wanted to know this :confused:

I'll keep that in mind the next time i need to identify a Holstein cow :rolleyes:
noface
08-15-2003, 12:29 PM
pretty funny
Taass
08-15-2003, 12:33 PM
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

I Just love American law..it's so..ehhmm..logic :confused:
Evil Chris
08-15-2003, 12:43 PM
How about this one.....

Marijuana was not illegal in the United States until October 1, 1937, when Congress passed the "Marijuana Tax Act". Total debate time on the House of Representatives floor concerning this issue: 90 seconds. This act did not actually ban the substance - it simply said that one could not sell marijuana without a license. Of course, Congress refused to issue any licenses. Congress finally banned marijuana outright in 1970.
Taass
08-15-2003, 01:16 PM
Now how could anyone live a normal life without this information ?

-It's against the law to Tie a giraffe to a telephone pole in Atlanta !


-Most Elephants weigh less then the tounge of the blue whale.!
webmistress
08-15-2003, 01:42 PM
Inspired by Taass and Evil Chris....

Illinois: It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog.

Kentucky: All bees entering Kentucky shall be accompanied by certificates of health, stating that the
apiary from which the bees came was free from contagious or infectious disease.

Oregon: People may not whistle underwater.

South Dakota: If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Texas: When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

:D