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Evil Chris
11-06-2003, 04:51 PM
I am not a "fucker".
I would not "hit it".
I don't want to "check your sig".
I'm not going to "hit you up".
I'm not showing you my tits.
Your IPs don't "are belong to us".
This thread does not suck.
This thread is not gay.
I am not a tranny.
I won't "check it out and tell you what I think".
No, my sales aren't down today.
I don't know why the Hun won't list you.
No, I won't spam you with sponsors or hosting.
I don't care who's banned.
I don't care about your post count.
You are not a pimp.


Did I miss any? LOL

Fyrflygrl
11-06-2003, 04:55 PM
cool beans :D

Fyrflygrl!

Katlicious
11-06-2003, 05:10 PM
Damn Chris that is some hilarious shit

Bulldog-Johnnie
11-06-2003, 05:10 PM
I hope you have about 3 hours free and a big bag of ice.

Damn baby, I'll flat knock the bottom out of you.

Foreplay? I usually just start humping til I hit something wet.

I won't tell if you don't.

Imma knock a new hole in you, girl.

Katlicious
11-06-2003, 05:12 PM
Check out this Hot girl I shot today (Pic)






LOL

Panky
11-06-2003, 05:42 PM
LOL & EC... Just one of those days?



"What an asshat!"
"You're such a whore!" (board, points...)
"Look at my new avatar!"


<img src="http://www.adultisubmit4u.com/Smile/upsidedown.gif" width="15" height="15">

Ronaldo
11-06-2003, 05:45 PM
Almost spit my coffee all over my keyboard when I read this thread. Thanks Chris. :cackle:

SexyScribe
11-06-2003, 05:49 PM
I've got a cure for that headache...

Magnus3x
11-06-2003, 05:57 PM
copy paste this into any GFY thread

Drama
Owned
Better get my Popcorn
:D
Sig for sale
Noob
Go fuck yourself

Ounique
11-06-2003, 06:27 PM
Ooooh, who pissed in your cornflakes today?

No, I'm not being cheeky, that's my favorite phrase. :dancer:

Ounique
11-06-2003, 06:28 PM
Originally posted by Magnus3x
Better get my Popcorn


Mmmm, Popcorn... :xpopcorn:

Bulldog-Johnnie
11-06-2003, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by SexyScribe
I've got a cure for that headache...

You never cease to amaze me....

Shann
11-06-2003, 07:50 PM
LOL EC that was a riot!

I love:

"Trade traffic? Sure, you first."

"Can i talk to your boss?" (the answer is always NO)

"Check out this new board"

"Hi my name is Abdul, are you liking to talk sex"

hehe



:bonk:

Evil Chris
11-06-2003, 09:44 PM
LOL... yeah I did miss some good ones...

Ahhh life on the boards... :bonk:

iroc409
11-06-2003, 10:31 PM
Originally posted by Evil Chris
LOL... yeah I did miss some good ones...

Ahhh life on the boards... :bonk:


oh, but where would we be without them.

just so everybody knows tho, i am a pimp. :blush:

XxXotic
11-06-2003, 10:32 PM
Originally posted by Shann


"Hi my name is Abdul, are you liking to talk sex" don't act like you don't like it when we roleplay :D

Cathedra
11-06-2003, 10:34 PM
well..mine is phone lingo:

person on phone - where you from?

me - Montreal, Canada

person on phone - Oh Canada? I LOVE Canada!

me - really? so you've been?

person on phone - um, no...but I plan to!

me - *rolling eyes*

:bonk:

RedShoe
11-06-2003, 10:45 PM
I don't get the "show me your tits" one. :rolleyes:

Yo Adrian
11-06-2003, 11:15 PM
i sale short UIN

bump

CONTENT BLOWOUT!!!!!!!

:D

Kristin
11-06-2003, 11:25 PM
GOO!

iroc409
11-07-2003, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by RedShoe
I don't get the "show me your tits" one. :rolleyes:


not really understood that one either, but i guess it's built into the male psyche or something..

Shann
11-07-2003, 01:49 AM
Being in Canada too, i LOVE the phone ones that go:

"oh you are in Canada? Where? Really? My cousin Jack lives ______ (insert town 4 hours away from me)"

Like someone is waiting for me to say "omg your cousin is Jack! I met him before, heard he got hit by a tracker trailer though, that must have sucked huh"

d'oh

Bulldog-Johnnie
11-07-2003, 01:52 AM
foreigners are funny

Tafkap
11-07-2003, 05:01 AM
bump
France suck (GFY style) :D
Hot or Not?
Matrix Revolutions suck (lately)
Spam me with
Look how much i earned with...
Who's the best sponsor?
XXX are fuckin' thieves
Who's shaving?
...

:bonk:

wsjb78
11-07-2003, 05:54 AM
You all forgot the:

"Here's my new car" phrases / topics

Tafkap
11-07-2003, 06:03 AM
and the "Post ur desktop here" thread... :bonk:

wsjb78
11-07-2003, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Tafkap
and the "Post ur desktop here" thread... :bonk:

I can't post it, I still need it on my own :cool:

Tafkap
11-07-2003, 07:00 AM
Originally posted by wsjb78
I can't post it, I still need it on my own :cool:

I've always liked the swiss Humour...j/k

:bonk:

AcidMaX
11-07-2003, 09:33 AM
hahaha classic EC!!

Here is one more for you tgp'ers.

"No I wont force 100 hits first!"

Andy

Evil Chris
11-07-2003, 09:37 AM
"Show us your tits"

That one we don't see as often as we used to on GFY.
But there was a time whenever a new female joined that board, it's all you would see as a reply to their first post...

wsjb78
11-07-2003, 10:23 AM
It's not a common phrase but I still remember this one although it was on GFY like 1 1/2 years ago...

"Give me my 7 Uniques back!" --> rotflmao

BT
11-07-2003, 10:37 AM
"What's up ass breath!"

sherie
11-07-2003, 10:56 AM
Hahhahaha! Those cracked me right up Chris.

My personal favorites...

"what is Canada?"
"Canada would be nothing without the USA"
"What has Canada ever done?"

LOL sense a pattern here? haha

12clicks
11-07-2003, 11:09 AM
no, those aren't Fry-0-Lator burns on my arms.

adamneve
11-07-2003, 11:11 AM
b........ fucked her :bonk:

Ramster
11-07-2003, 11:15 AM
Hahaha, good ones Chris.

I like the sponsor bashing ones. :rolleyes:

Someone at blahblahblah contact me or else
Anyone notice conversions for today down at blahblahblah

Then there's the spammers that come across the boards trying to sell porn. :bonk:

Hot new Live Feeds and they're Free
Or...Free porn at this new site with your email

:p

Kenny B
11-07-2003, 11:22 AM
Hahaha, way to put a smile on my face EC!
I like the “we can mail your program to 5 million double opt-in names for FREE using our affiliate code! Oh but we need a $1500 server set up fee first!
My standard response is “sure, set things up the checks in the mail!”

Oh let’s not forget, “why don’t I have a cool t-shirt”

Kenny B
11-07-2003, 11:27 AM
Hey shouldn’t GrimShawn & Jman come in and tell us we’ve all been warned at this point? :D

Odie
11-07-2003, 11:28 AM
don't forget "post a pic of your ride!"


and " are these real or fake?" I don't know how many times I've seen those...

oh and "rate this chick":D

ooh and the most controversial one.... " BRADSHAW...U fucking....":D

Evil Chris
11-07-2003, 11:54 AM
Originally posted by Ramster
Someone at blahblahblah contact me or else Damn that is a good one! :D

Ounique
11-07-2003, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by Shann
Being in Canada too, i LOVE the phone ones that go:

"oh you are in Canada? Where? Really? My cousin Jack lives ______ (insert town 4 hours away from me)"

Like someone is waiting for me to say "omg your cousin is Jack! I met him before, heard he got hit by a tracker trailer though, that must have sucked huh"

d'oh

Hey Shann,

There was an old joke about this. A space traveler makes the first trip outside of our solar system. He lands on a planet just past Pluto called Planet X. The ruler of the planet comes to greet him. He says, "Welcome to Planet X, what planet did you come from. The guy replies, "Earth". The ruler says, "Earth? Really? Do you know..." :D