Favorite way to get off

[Don Soporno]

I would have to say tappin it doggystyle

[Short Irish Guy]

I usually toss off to amateur porn flicks :)

[Rochard]

I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

[sexykitten]

Wow, that is some pretty creative wanking :D

[Don Soporno]

Originally posted by Rochard
I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.


WOW...I had always heard if you are a virgin and you jerked off with fried bologna you werent a virgin anymore...anyone ever tested this theory??

[Don Soporno]

I am also a big fan of the reverse cowgirl....Depending on how nice of an ass she has...

[Feynman]

Originally posted by Rochard
I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

I've heard of lukewarm liver packed in a large glass, but I've never tried it myself...

:D

[Black Dog]

Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).

B

[Don Soporno]

Originally posted by Black Dog
Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).

B

try a baby turtle

[Platinum Doug]

Originally posted by Black Dog
Bananas? Bologna? Pleeeeeeez people... NOTHING beats a gerbil (except possibly a young hamster).B

Black Dog, you're one sick PUPPY! And I love ya for it!!! :)

My favourite way?? With company . . . after that, I'm not too picky, as long as it feels goooooooooooood!

[TheLegacy]

Same as every other warm blooded Canadian male

oven mitts - spatchula - KY Jelly and a Shop Vac while listening to the Ron Stewart show

geez guys

[Diva]

You are all in need of professional help :)

And NO.....I am not a provider of such services :D

[Don Soporno]

Originally posted by Diva
You are all in need of professional help :)

And NO.....I am not a provider of such services :D


professional mental or professional sexual

[Izzy]

well, i loooove to masturbate!! shit i cant help myself. yesterday i did it 5 times, not in a row tho. but lol all i use is my poket rocket and a finger, just a lil bit tho. not really into stinkin shit up in there right now. i did see a dildo designed for first timers that looked like something i could handle. and i get lots of porn in my email so thats about all i do to get off. :blush: :blush:


-Izzy :D

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Rochard
I like to use a banana myself.

Wrap a banana up in duck tape, and then squeeze the banana out of the peel. Heat it up in a microwave for 19 seconds. Then insert your dick into it.

It works, really. Tanker taught me this trick.

This Banana up MY ASS! (http://www.fetishvoice.com/flash/bossfunny.htm ) :eek:

[dyonisus]

nothing like a warm banana in the morning to get ya going!!!

Barry a gerballing man are ya, lol!! NICE. Now I know where those TO gerbil clubs got started!