5 Things You Don't Want To Hear From Tech Support

[Bratt]

5 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

[monaro]

Originally posted by Bratt
5 Things You Don't Want to Hear From Tech Support

1. "Duuuuuude! Bummer!"

2. "In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."

3. "Your problem can be fixed, but you're going to need a butter knife, a roll of duct tape and a car battery."

4. "Press 1 for Support.
Press 2 if you're with ‘60 minutes.'
Press 3 if you're with the FTC."

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

Very good trip down memory lane for myself, Bratt.. lol

I will pay that one =)

thanx..

[mailman]

hehehe funny stuff... working for DELL and HP previously on their support lines... you would be suprised at some of the tech support agents and how stupid they are...

:bonk:

[FrankieP]

Shit I hear those everyday, oops I think I'm in trouble.

[Panky]

"In layman's terms, we call that the Hindenburg Effect."


LOL!

I like the reply with the duct tape too. Duct tape has so many uses.

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[Dimitar]

" "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!" "

Huh this is good one thanks good i never got this kind of experience :)

[Funbrunette]

Finally saw it...http://mindscraps.com/s/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

5. "Hold on a second, please ... Mom! Timmy's hitting me!"

[Don Soporno]

Originally posted by mailman
hehehe funny stuff... working for DELL and HP previously on their support lines... you would be suprised at some of the tech support agents and how stupid they are...

:bonk:


DUDE, I agree..Iworked for Gateway doing phone support...DAMN SOME PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID..not even sure how some of them even got the computer out of the box...lol


you forgot #6




#6: HUH?

[loolah]

:D those are cute! but it does go both ways, half the time tech support doesnt know what they are talking about and the other half the customers dont know.

[Guenevere]

Yeah!

And some people say their mailboxes have 10 megs free and they have 1.11 free cause they don't knowe how to empty thy trash


brat, how do you make a link liss


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