Rules for Men!

[Funbrunette]

:nyanya:


1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

[Cold_ice]

Women=double standards=pain in tha ass=heartache=Love

Best line I ever heard a women say was " I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you."

Nice come back FB:D

[jscott]

haha whatever :rolleyes:

[monaro]

I am so upset now FB, in fact, I really thought that this reply would make me laugh, or realise how important it is to have a real woman make her own rules like this.
I found these rules for males too difficult to take in and that makes me very sad. In fact I am sitting here sulking over rule number 15. A male partner cannot live next to his woman partner with non-achievable rules like that. It really hurts to think woman make up rules like such here before us today. I read these rules again and again before I could type this, but all I have to say is this.

I think you could be nicer about the rules and add something about the sex rule. In fact there is nothing at all in there about sex. Also where is the golden rule that the male should at all times never give his woman a Dutch oven in bed. (Do I need to explain what that is?)

I think a good over the knee spanking is in order for you FB. You have been a very bad lady, and perhaps the Dutch oven treatment is in order!


Enjoy your day Ladies, as no males I know can live with such rules like that!

[Visualad]

:bum:

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Visualad
:bum:

Nice bum...where you from?!? :D

[Platinum Doug]

Sheesh! If I was only given those back in highschool, it would have saved me sooo much grief!! But now the world makes perfect sense!

:bonk:

[monaro]

Originally posted by Platinum Doug
Sheesh! If I was only given those back in highschool, it would have saved me sooo much grief!! But now the world makes perfect sense!

:bonk:


G'day Doug,

I say, Platinum Bucks rocks, I have reached my highest staying member record this week, with the %80 program, they have stayed 10 mths straight now... Very nice over the long run.

Regards

Mark

[Cold_ice]

Originally posted by Platinum Doug
Sheesh! If I was only given those back in highschool, it would have saved me sooo much grief!! But now the world makes perfect sense!

:bonk:
Yes, the world now makes perfect sense to me also. The rules cuz men to become GAY. Shit thats why so many men switch teams, the rules are just a little twisted. Its to late for me, my brain is fryed by those very few women I tried to please and can't switch teams. But for those of us that made it to the browner side spread the word to the younger guys and tell them to run like hell and dont look back:bonk:

[monaro]

sorry, i couldnt help adding just one more for you ladies

18. Never tape any of her body parts together. (And don't even think about her lips.)

=)

[Panky]

Which lips? :bonk:



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[Deise]

Nice rules!
But men need many time to learn all these rules!

[Panky]

Originally posted by Deise
Nice rules!
But men need many time to learn all these rules!

We don't want them to learn them. If they did, we would have to change them. <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/sgrin.gif" width="19" height="24">


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[TheLegacy]

rules are meant to be broken

[blazi]

it's hard for a man to keep up with all these rules... or maybe that's the point hehe

[gnat69]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
rules are meant to be broken

But Only the woman can break them!!!!:bum:

[Chr1isme]

what about those of us with add??? ha ha I find it wise to just smile and nodd my head :bonk:

[Deise]

Oh,God!
Men never will learn rules!

[BED Inc.]

ahhhh...ma petit....Women have so far to go, we shouldn't impede their progress with more rules. Here are a few helpful hints for all the lovely women at XNations.

1. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

2. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

3. He's never thinking about "The Relationship."

4. Dogs are better than cats.

5. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

6. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.

7. Your brother is an idiot.

8. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

9. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning.

10. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

11. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

12. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

13. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

14. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

15. Don't make 17 rules when 15 will do.

Love Ya, Mean it!

Matt :D

[dyonisus]

i love both sets of rules, too funny!

[Panky]

Welcum to XNations BED! <img src="http://www.adultisubmit4u.com/Smile/wave2.gif" width="25" height="22">

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

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Dogs are better than cats. <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/9/biggthum.gif" width="33" height="15">



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[BED Inc.]

Originally posted by Panky
Welcum to XNations BED! <img src="http://www.adultisubmit4u.com/Smile/wave2.gif" width="25" height="22">

Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/biglaugh.gif" width="15" height="15">

Dogs are better than cats. <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/9/biggthum.gif" width="33" height="15">



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Hi Panky ...thanks for the warm welcome back!

Great to meet you the other day!...... yet another person in the Canadian/ American Exchange Program :D

Good for us we don't have to follow any of those rules, eh?

[ocho-ocho]

naaahhhhh, lots to read...

i juzz wana say one thing...w/ or w/o that rule...

"women are created to be LOVED by men"

(how sweet!):blush:

[ocho-ocho]

rules RULES:blush:

[SKULL]

ahh.. no 100% wrong.. who wears the pants? the male does therefore the male imposes rules :D

[ocho-ocho]

WATEVER... it depends on the situation anyways...
there are guys who wants to be ruled by women in any ways...:bonk: