so Im watching this program about Sea life

[Visualad]

and these Whales come up.. so far so good, incredible animals.

Then they come to the mating part.

The female was floating belly up to "protect" her err... "pussy" from being penetrated...

nothing strange here.. Until 5 male whales did the same and literally shot out their humongous penises in the air trying to get her...

These penises was as thick as big human arms if not bigger and was 3.5 meters in lenght... looked like gigantic tentacles..

I still love whales, but that was a bit... weird.

hehe.

Gotta love fucking Nature programs on tv. ;)

[nanda]

:D ...I think their penises go with their huge bodies...lol

[Funbrunette]

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[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by nanda
:D ...I think their penises go with their huge bodies...lol

Shouldn't it be the same for humans? http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

[Panky]

"You an me baby are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel."

I can't remember what the song is called or the band though. I just remember the tune and that lyric. :bonk:


They were probably all extremely horny because don't they mate like only every couple of years or something like that? Afterall, they can't use their flippers to jerk themselves off.



<img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/biggrininvert.gif" width="15" height="15">

[Panky]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Shouldn't it be the same for humans? http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

LOL! <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/biglaugh.gif" width="15" height="15">

[monaro]

Originally posted by Panky
LOL! <img src="http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/c0/biglaugh.gif" width="15" height="15">





meanie!

Panky you do know that 1 in 3 woman use them to pluck their eye brows with those sort of tools.. and well yeah sure a guy would need them only if he had to the night before jump out of the neighbours bed and leap a 6 foot fence 3am when the husbane returns home from night-shift.

[nanda]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Shouldn't it be the same for humans? http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/otn/realhappy/xxrotflmao.gif

:p U think it wold be ....:D

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Panky
"You an me baby are nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel."

I can't remember what the song is called or the band though. I just remember the tune and that lyric. :bonk:





That's Bad Touch by The Bloodhound Gang ... LOL :D

[Mister X]

It's a known fact that dolphons are frequent masturbators. They don't need hands cuz they do it by rubbing against other dolphins and even humans.

[Deise]

Originally posted by Visualad
and these Whales come up.. so far so good, incredible animals.

Then they come to the mating part.

The female was floating belly up to "protect" her err... "pussy" from being penetrated...

nothing strange here.. Until 5 male whales did the same and literally shot out their humongous penises in the air trying to get her...

These penises was as thick as big human arms if not bigger and was 3.5 meters in lenght... looked like gigantic tentacles..

I still love whales, but that was a bit... weird.

hehe.

Gotta love fucking Nature programs on tv. ;)




That`s weird!
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