View Full Version : Stuff I've learned about life
twinkley
11-20-2002, 04:23 PM
As I've Matured
I've learned that you cannot make
someone love you. All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.
I've learned that it takes years
to build up trust, and it only takes
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by
on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big willy
or huge boobs.
I've learned that you shouldn't
compare yourself to others -- they are
more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting
long after you think you're finished.
I've learned that we are responsible
for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that regardless of
how hot and steamy a relationship is at
first, the passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something
isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones just never go away.
I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages.
- twinkley
Panky
11-20-2002, 04:37 PM
"I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages."
:xthumbs:
Panky
twinkley
11-20-2002, 04:40 PM
I've also learned how to say "wanna fuck" in 10 different languages, but that didnt really fit the mood...
hehehe
twinkley
Masters
11-20-2002, 04:42 PM
Here! Here!
Good job Twinkley...!
Especially on the last one which happens to remind me of a chat I had with someone in another thread!!!
Keep on Rockin'
BuggyG
11-20-2002, 08:31 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by twinkley
[B]I've also learned how to say "wanna fuck" in 10 different languages, but that didnt really fit the mood...
I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages.
Ok..so what are they?? you gotta share the knowledge there. Never know it might mean a fuck on not for someone one day!! hehehehe
And lets' here the 6 too. If I gotta tell someone else, might come in handy.
It's like puff..puff..give. You gotta share if ya psark one up.
So..what's it gonan be??
:cool: :bonk: :cool: :bonk:
twinkley
11-21-2002, 09:18 AM
Okay,
You want it? You got it!
Tomorrow on Pillow Talk you will hear me say "wanna fuck" (or as close as the translation gets) in 6 different languages (i may have been exageratting a bit by saying 10, but i wonder if i can lean 4 in a day! anyone that wants to help, ICQ me hehehehe)
danielle
Darin
11-21-2002, 04:03 PM
How much is this show per minute? Just curious, and do you do anal?
:D
StuartD
11-21-2002, 04:06 PM
Webcam show?? Who will get the rights to sell the pics of it afterwards?? :D
twinkley
11-21-2002, 04:07 PM
WHAT?!?! ::-| :confused: :eek:
I AM SOOOOOOOOO THERE !!! :D
StuartD
11-21-2002, 04:17 PM
Hey Darin, I bet if we sell enough tickets or memberships or whatever... that Twinkley would be forced to do a proper showing of this... what do you think?? :D
gunner
11-21-2002, 04:19 PM
I can fly out for Florida first thing, we'll do it live, pay per minute.
any votes for that?
MarkTiarra
11-21-2002, 04:19 PM
I learned that I'm not what I eat... I'm what I think. =]
LaurieX
11-21-2002, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Darin
How much is this show per minute? Just curious, and do you do anal?
:D
Hmmmmmm I bet I know the answer to that one!:eek:
Darin
11-21-2002, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by gunner
I can fly out for Florida first thing, we'll do it live, pay per minute.
any votes for that?
We don't need her permission, lets do voyeur.
Darin
11-21-2002, 05:01 PM
Originally posted by LaurieX
Hmmmmmm I bet I know the answer to that one!:eek:
Hmmm you have Twinkley secrets? Do tell! :D
BuggyG
11-21-2002, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by twinkley
Okay,
You want it? You got it!
Tomorrow on Pillow Talk you will hear me say "wanna fuck" (or as close as the translation gets) in 6 different languages (i may have been exageratting a bit by saying 10, but i wonder if i can lean 4 in a day! anyone that wants to help, ICQ me hehehehe)
danielle
I want to. Been waiting to get the chnce since I came to the board and read about the show. But I don't get off work till 4pm and then not home till 5 with traffic. Sux big time. :( :( :(
Mister X
11-22-2002, 12:28 AM
Hmmmm. It's sounding like the Pillow talk you DON'T want to miss! ::-|
Originally posted by Darin
How much is this show per minute? Just curious, and do you do anal?
:D
Isn't that a radio show? Does anal have the same effect with just audio?
I say no, the video is a key element.
Or has the show really evolved in a short time?
The thing I have learned about life is that nice guys really do finish last.
Darin
11-22-2002, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by JTW
Isn't that a radio show? Does anal have the same effect with just audio?
I say no, the video is a key element.
Or has the show really evolved in a short time?
Actually, one of the key elements is audio when it comes to slow, overenlarged insertion of objects in a womans rectum.
Hmmm somehow we got off topic on this thread, whos fault was that!!!
:bonk:
Is there any way you can insert the audio highlights of this broadcast into the thread? Or would that infringe on a patent?
StuartD
11-22-2002, 01:12 AM
What I learned is that you should never forget to... uhhhm...... aww hell... :bonk:
Darin
11-22-2002, 01:49 AM
Originally posted by StuartD
What I learned is that you should never forget to... uhhhm...... aww hell... :bonk:
Bad experiences Stuart? :D
StuartD
11-22-2002, 01:54 AM
Originally posted by Darin
Bad experiences Stuart? :D
I don't remember!! ::-|
Jenny
11-22-2002, 04:21 AM
I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
twinkley
11-22-2002, 09:44 AM
OHMYGOD
Where have you people taken this thread?!?!
You guys are so silly!
First off, I *never* said webcam show! Hmmmm I wonder if I write in to Jackie saying I wanna domme stuart..... I wouldnt have to get naked in front of the camera.... I would get to have stuart naked in front of the camera, and punish him for trying to make me content...
Im liking it....
Im really liking it...
Come on ladies - back me up here! hahahahaha
The radio show is audio and since i am in my OFFICE with my BOSS I will NOT be doing anything anal. However, I do have something anal to talk about on the show hehehehe....
well, i gotta go work :)
twinkley
StuartD
11-22-2002, 11:15 AM
Originally posted by twinkley
OHMYGOD
Where have you people taken this thread?!?!
You guys are so silly!
First off, I *never* said webcam show! Hmmmm I wonder if I write in to Jackie saying I wanna domme stuart..... I wouldnt have to get naked in front of the camera.... I would get to have stuart naked in front of the camera, and punish him for trying to make me content...
Im liking it....
Im really liking it...
Come on ladies - back me up here! hahahahaha
The radio show is audio and since i am in my OFFICE with my BOSS I will NOT be doing anything anal. However, I do have something anal to talk about on the show hehehehe....
well, i gotta go work :)
twinkley
Uhhhm... yeah..... uhmmmm..... NOT! ::-|
Darin
11-22-2002, 11:27 AM
Ewwww I would definantly NOT pay to see Stuart naked, even if Twinkley is doing the abusing :P
twinkley
11-22-2002, 11:32 AM
Oh come on!
I have the cutest vinyl pantsuit and boots I could wear! It would be fun!
hehehehehe
twinkley
StuartD
11-22-2002, 11:41 AM
Originally posted by twinkley
Oh come on!
I have the cutest vinyl pantsuit and boots I could wear! It would be fun!
hehehehehe
twinkley
Yeah... see... we get naked people in efforts to get people to come to the site.
We don't get people like me naked, who would make people want to leave the site :bonk:
twinkley
11-22-2002, 12:21 PM
Oh sure,
Well, if they dont want to see you naked, they sure dont want to see ME naked!!!
Especially if you want to keep them coming back!!
SEE?!?!
I told you I'm not content! hehehehe
twinkley
BuggyG
11-22-2002, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by twinkley
Oh sure,
Well, if they dont want to see you naked, they sure dont want to see ME naked!!!
ok..now where did ya get a crazy idea like that?!?! PFFFFT!!! I am be crazy..weird...slow...umm...etc..etc.. but not dumb!! sheesh1! I'd go for some of that!! LOL
:p :D :p
Let's face it, Twinkley, the guys on this board DO want to see you naked.
Regardless, I have also learned that posting while drunk can lead to lots of regrets.
Also, the hardest thing I have ever learned is how people come and go in your life. You might be in a situation where you see some special people every day, and ultimately it comes to an end. I wasn't ready to learn that lesson. As good of friends as I have been with some terrific people, only my family has been there to the end. Enjoy the time you have with people. Make the most of it.
Mister X
11-23-2002, 01:19 AM
Why is it that everytime I remember the Pillow Talk show it's already 4:00 on friday afternoon? I really wanted to hear Miss Twinkley talk dirty in foreign languages damnit! :mad:
twinkley
11-25-2002, 10:15 AM
Mister X
I took the liberty of adding you to my ICQ list, insuring that you get spammed a half hour before every show with the details :)
JTW - All that says is that they have been staring at porn for tooo long hahahahaha
twinkley
Mister X
11-25-2002, 12:45 PM
Woohoo! I might actually get to hear more than the last 2 minutes for a change. Hehe.:worthy:
twinkley
11-25-2002, 01:21 PM
The last 2 minutes are always the best....
Oh.... the show... uhhh nevermind hehehehe
twinkley
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