Droppin off the cock

[Don Soporno]

Ok so a long time female friend of ours calls and says her car is broke down, not being fixed till thursday and she hasnt been able to get in touch with her parents to come take her to get something to eat. Normally for anyone else I would have just said order a fucking pizza but she helped us out alot when my wife was in the hospital having the second kid plus it would give me a few minutes out of the house. So I get her order and last thing she says is she left the door unlocked so just come on in when I get there. So I leave, go by KFC and pick up some chicken for her and head to her house. Now me and this chick are always pickin on each other so when I get there I just walk on in and yell "Hey baby, Im here to drop off the cock, where you at?" I step into the living room and there she sits, on the couch, with her mother.....her father...her sister and sisters 2 kids....AND HER GRANDMOTHER...
The reason she couldnt get any of them on the phone was they were all on there way to come take her out to dinner for her birthday which is next weekend. Her and her mom both got kinda red faced, Her dad was laughing his ass off cause he saw the bag from KFC in my hand and got the joke, the kids were oblivious to anything and grandma seemed kinda interested, so I dropped off the cock and bolted...

[Funbrunette]

LMAO!!!!! :blush:

[Evil Chris]

hahaha..... I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in that room. I wonder how it all went after you left? LOL

[sweet7]

LOL!

it sounded as if it was going to read more like "...so I opened the door and there she is naked on the couch" etc.... :bonk:

[Panky]

OMG! That's too freakin' funny. I'm with sweet. I read that thinking I was going to read about some sexual experience, maybe even involving maple syrup.


Damn! I'm disappointed no one had live web cams with audio strategically placed all over the house. I would've actually bought a membership just to get to see the look on your face. Even better, if it would've ended up on America's Funniest Home videos or some show like that. :D

[Morphius]

LOL

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by sweet7
LOL!

it sounded as if it was going to read more like "...so I opened the door and there she is naked on the couch" etc.... :bonk:

with peanut butter and the dog! and I can't get myself to write the rest! :eek: eek!

[sweet7]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
with peanut butter and the dog! and I can't get myself to write the rest! :eek: eek!


DIRTY! ::-|

[Cold_ice]

Originally posted by sweet7
LOL!

it sounded as if it was going to read more like "...so I opened the door and there she is naked on the couch" etc.... :bonk: I was thinking the same thing, but I wonder what would of happen if her parents were not there. I can imagine the silence after he walked in it must of seemed like it lasted forever.

[Don Soporno]

Originally posted by Cold_ice
I was thinking the same thing, but I wonder what would of happen if her parents were not there. I can imagine the silence after he walked in it must of seemed like it lasted forever.


naaa wasnt much silence with her dad laughing, the walking in and her being naked on the couch already happened but it only happens when its me and my girl both going...;-)

[thruma]

lol thats hilarious.

[ivil_klown]

Good one! You could sell this story somewhere (forgot where...)

[trishie]

too funny :)

[splatshed]

Thats fucking great! That made my day!

[pf69.com]

made my day Don!