So I rented this porn movie...

[Funbrunette]

And damn was it hot! :drool: But I have one major complaint! WHY DO THE SCENES HAVE TO GO ON 4EVER!!!! I'm like, ok want to see new people....lol Am I the only one to feel this way? :confused:


*For the record I've never watched a porno movie before and I only had sex after I was married (and only once To make a baby)! :angel:

[Don Soporno]

yea once I see how they look doing somehtiung then its either time to move to a different position or different scene altogether

[Panky]

I always got bored with some of the scenes as well. Maybe it's the cheesy music. :nuts: I always liked how they perform oral sex on a woman for like maybe two minutes and she apparently has a major orgasm, but then they will perform oral sex on a guy for like an hour. :rolleyes: LOL!

[Torn Rose]

lol, I'm to the point I can't watch a porn unless I know the people in the movie or I am the one in the movie or made the movie.

[monaro]

I wish I was making a baby right now!

[Zappu]

WHY DO THE SCENES HAVE TO GO ON 4EVER!!!!

Because it's to expensive to get two more scenes on the DVD :)

[XXXPhoto]

Because watching them go at it using Fast Forward is so much fun... Reverse is a hoot as well!

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Panky
I always liked how they perform oral sex on a woman for like maybe two minutes and she apparently has a major orgasm, but then they will perform oral sex on a guy for like an hour. :rolleyes: LOL!

That's SOOOOOOO true....lol :xthumbs:

[Feynman]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto
Because watching them go at it using Fast Forward is so much fun... Reverse is a hoot as well!

Yup ! It even satisfy the fetish of cum-hating women un-soiling themselves from all this yucky sperm. They watch facials at reverse high speed !

They can even fantasize "HA, vile male, let me give you a bad case of blue balls, I'm gonna reload you ! HA ! "

:bonk:

[Ounique]

Originally posted by Feynman
They can even fantasize "HA, vile male, let me give you a bad case of blue balls, I'm gonna reload you ! HA ! "

:bonk:

Okay, that was perhaps one of the strangest things I've ever seen posted on a message board. Feynman, I applaud you.

[Ounique]

You know, Funbrunette, I actually opened this thread in fear that you were going to say that you rented a porn and saw ME in it!!! LOL!!!

Yes, I was an extra in the softcore historical epic, Gladiator Eroticvs. :eek:

[chilihost]

And where can I get a copy of Gladiator Erotic ???

Funbrunette, its good that you are not jaded to porn...it IS a good sign!

cheers,
Luke

[monaro]

Originally posted by Ounique
You know, Funbrunette, I actually opened this thread in fear that you were going to say that you rented a porn and saw ME in it!!! LOL!!!

Yes, I was an extra in the softcore historical epic, Gladiator Eroticvs. :eek:


G'day Don, Did you star in a porno? Which ones?
I'll have to go rent some to find you now!

[the New Shemp]

no scene should last for more than 7 minutes...

[thruma]

Originally posted by monaro
I wish I was making a baby right now!

lol

[Vid Vicious]

eww you watch porn ?

[Ounique]

Originally posted by chilihost
And where can I get a copy of Gladiator Erotic ???

cheers,
Luke

Click Here (http://www.eicinema.com/retail/unrated/index.html) for more info on that movie and the other fine films of this company. I think you need to scroll down towards the bottom. You can find the DVD on many of your usual online DVD companies, just do a web search. And no, monaro, I'm not the star. I'm only in a few scenes, but it's pretty funny. I also did the score for several of the movies you'll see on that page. Vampire Obsession, PLEASURES OF A WOMAN, SIN SISTERS, and if you buy DR JEKYLL & MISTRESS HYDE you'll get a bonus soundtrack CD of my music. :)

File this under "things I didn't know about Don" LOL!!!