Who will be the first Mr.Xnations?!?

[Funbrunette]

Time to exploit the men of Xnations...All in good fun of course :D

I need the men of Xnations to post a recent picture of themselves (nudity strongly encouraged...lol) We will get the ladies to vote for the sexiest man of Xnations. Sorry, but no prizes to Hawaii or free cameras, but hey you get to be the the sexiest man on Xnations!

Come on guys it'll be fun!

I need to know who's in so I can set up the appropriate thread! Ok, I'm giddy about this! And hey you get to be the King...lol


First contestant: Evil Chris (sorry hun, you're breaking the ice!)
Who will be the second constestant?

Post here and don't be shy! :D

[Evil Chris]

ok FB.... I'm in. ;)

Should be a lot of fun!
Who's with me? Come on guys, I don't want to win by default. :bonk:

[Don Soporno]

ok, well here is my entry, and that is a naked bird so there is nudity


http://www.mtownbands.com/images/bigbird.jpg

[Funbrunette]

No need to send the pics yet...I need to know who the contestants are first...Then I'll be hounding you guys for the pictures! :D

What I need from you guys now is your name and a YES I'm in! :bonk:

[TheLegacy]

Robert "TheLegacy" Warren

http://66.230.215.154/robert/TheLegacy1.jpg

[gunner]

ok, FunB twisted my arm, and she's hard to say no to!
I'm in :cool:

[Torn Rose]

lol... I'm not sure my recently inflated ego will be able to handle this...

But I am in....

[XXXPhoto]

I'll play huckleberry!

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto
I'll play huckleberry!

You better smarten up young man! :bonk: We want to see that face or ass...lol

Great so far we got a few contestant!

Evil Chris
Don Soporno
The Legacy
Gunner
Torn Rose

Wooohoooo! Keep 'em cuming boys! I'm getting excited! :bum:

[Rochard]

Is this contest open to Canadians only?

Evil Chris can't be in the contest, being as he's dating the one of the judges of the contest.

If that avatar of Tom Rose is really Tom Rose, I won't enter. He's so sexy I'd fuck him.

The Legacy? He's pretty hot too. See:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/misc/staff/legacy.jpg

Gunner? No one in his or her right mind would pick him. See what I mean:

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/misc/staff/gunnerlarge.jpg

Don is fine. I'll take him on any day of the week, and twice in Canada.

[Rochard]

Hell - I should win just based on my response here.

NEXT.

[Rochard]

Fine. I'm in.

But only if the prize is a date with that Funbrunette chick. I've never met her, but she looks pretty hot for a lesbian.

[Funbrunette]

I would gladly offer that as a prize, dinner and party with Funbrunette! You guys willing to fly to Montreal???.....LMAO!!!!

[Panky]

LOL! This is bound to be good! Cum on guys! Don't be shy! :D

[Torn Rose]

Rochard.... Did Greenguy or Jim tell you to call me Tom? I hate those guys....

It’s T-O-R-N Dammit!!!!!

(This was written in good humor, except I really do hate GG&J)

[Evil Chris]

Originally posted by Torn Rose
Rochard.... Did Greenguy or Jim tell you to call me Tom? I hate those guys....

It’s T-O-R-N Dammit!!!!!

(This was written in good humor, except I really do hate GG&J) Oh let's have the lowdown... sounds like a juicy story Torn.. :D

[Torn Rose]

those cocksuckers.... I made the mistake of using CAPS in my name in chat one night and they asked me why, and I told them I had too many in our cam shows call me Tom....

it went down hill from there.... I hate those guys.... the cocksuckers....

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Torn Rose
those cocksuckers.... I made the mistake of using CAPS in my name in chat one night and they asked me why, and I told them I had too many in our cam shows call me Tom....

it went down hill from there.... I hate those guys.... the cocksuckers....

Well we'll ban the bastards....lol :bonk:

[KatVixen]

Originally posted by Rochard
If that avatar of Tom Rose is really Tom Rose, I won't enter. He's so sexy I'd fuck him.

I'm more of a lurker then a poster, but since I've been with him for the last 11yrs, I can vouch that the avater is the real & only sexy Torn Rose. :D

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Rochard
Fine. I'm in.

But only if the prize is a date with that Funbrunette chick. I've never met her, but she looks pretty hot for a lesbian.

Fucking liar! (notice the handicap sign in the back just for you!)

[Rochard]

Makes me wonder what my hand was doing.....

[Rochard]

Originally posted by Torn Rose
Rochard.... Did Greenguy or Jim tell you to call me Tom? I hate those guys....

It’s T-O-R-N Dammit!!!!!

(This was written in good humor, except I really do hate GG&J)

Tom, Torn, Porn, Forn.... Sorry dude. I'm blind as a bat at my age.

I'll make it up to you. Somehow.

[Rochard]

Originally posted by KatVixen
I'm more of a lurker then a poster, but since I've been with him for the last 11yrs, I can vouch that the avater is the real & only sexy Torn Rose. :D

Your first post and your gonna quote me?

Yikes. It's bad enough THE LEGACY is stalking me - now you too? (At least your cuter than Robert!)

[Torn Rose]

Originally posted by Rochard
Makes me wonder what my hand was doing.....

From the looks of you, I'd say it was holding you up.

:D

[Rochard]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Fucking liar! (notice the handicap sign in the back just for you!)

You found that picture mightly quick there honey. Almost as if you knew exactly where it was on your HARD drive there.

As if you look at it daily.

Should I be worried about this?

[Funbrunette]

Ok, here's who we got so far!

Evil Chris
Don Soporno
The Legacy
Gunner
Torn Rose
XXXPhoto
Rochard
Rinaldo


Keep it coming boys...Tomorrow is the last day to enter! And then the fun begins!
:angel:

[FHM]

If I am 12 inches does that put me into round II already?

[Rochard]

Originally posted by Rinaldo
I'm always down for free publicity ;)

Here goes

It's so nice to see young men who support their women the way you do.

[Rochard]

Originally posted by Torn Rose
From the looks of you, I'd say it was holding you up.

:D

Look at where my hand is and look at the look on her face. If I had to guess.......

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Rochard
You found that picture mightly quick there honey. Almost as if you knew exactly where it was on your HARD drive there.

As if you look at it daily.

Should I be worried about this?

It's the picture I use on my dart board...I need to have it updated often! ;) (of course I cut myself out) :p

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by FHM
If I am 12 inches does that put me into round II already?

I'd have to say yes! :laughout:

With proof of course...lol

[Rinaldo]

Ok I'm always up for a sporty contest (and free publicity)

Here's a picture of my wife and I.

Cheers

[sweet7]

Here's a picture of me after some minor plastic surgery
http://supergrass.densitron.net/diary5/san%20francisco/mullet.jpg



:p

[Rochard]

Originally posted by Rinaldo
Ok I'm always up for a sporty contest (and free publicity)

Here's a picture of my wife and I.

Cheers


Does your wife have a sister?

Or any friends that might need my support?

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
You better smarten up young man! :bonk: We want to see that face or ass...lol


FB,

Sadly some say those look the same on me...lol

One of my toons would have better chance of winning than my pic but will honor your request for photos... ;^)

[Panky]

Originally posted by Rinaldo
Ok I'm always up for a sporty contest (and free publicity)

Here's a picture of my wife and I.

Cheers

OMG! You guys are both hotties! :D

[Panky]

We are missing a few XNations guys in here. Cum on guys! Don't be shy. :D

[Don Soporno]

Originally posted by Rinaldo
Ok I'm always up for a sporty contest (and free publicity)

Here's a picture of my wife and I.

Cheers


If I was gay you would so be mine but since Im not, you gots a hot ass wife...;-)

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by sweet7
Here's a picture of me after some minor plastic surgery
http://supergrass.densitron.net/diary5/san%20francisco/mullet.jpg



:p

Very Funny SWEET7, but that won't work...lol :bonk: Nice wig though!

[tejano B]

OK FB... How could I resists a resist a request from a hottie Bella :blush:

I don't know about sexy, but here's a picture pf me with my Infantry Regiment enjoying a little tipple before going back up to the front. We might not be the most debonair bunch, but I think there must be a winner in our midst. :cloud9:Might want to forget about the accordion player though, I'm told he's playing for the other team ;)


http://public.carpediem.fr/test/brett/les16saloparts2.jpg

[monaro]

Out to drive you Wild!

[Vid Vicious]

Originally posted by Rinaldo
Ok I'm always up for a sporty contest (and free publicity)

Here's a picture of my wife and I.

Cheers

yur touchin her titty

[Vid Vicious]

Originally posted by tejano B
OK FB... How could I resists a resist a request from a hottie Bella :blush:

I don't know about sexy, but here's a picture pf me with my Infantry Regiment enjoying a little tipple before going back up to the front. We might not be the most debonair bunch, but I think there must be a winner in our midst. :cloud9:Might want to forget about the accordion player though, I'm told he's playing for the other team ;)


http://public.carpediem.fr/test/brett/les16saloparts2.jpg

GOd that is Halarious ..



Tejano hit me up

[adamneve]

hmmm interesting

[thruma]

Originally posted by Rinaldo
Ok I'm always up for a sporty contest (and free publicity)

Here's a picture of my wife and I.

Cheers

I now totally understand why you have the words "love life" in your sig

[sweet7]

Originally posted by monaro
Out to drive you Wild!

Damn dude are you ironing naked !?! LOL! :eek:

[sweet7]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Very Funny XWEET7, but that won't work...lol :bonk: Nice wig though!

:p I'm too camera shy for this contest! ::-|

[AdultLegal-Jim]

I have no recent pics

but if I do take one I expect to take the sympathy vote at least!

[TheLegacy]

wait.. RocHard is in this?? Outside of the hot girls at lightspeed that will be voting for him, hes the porn version of James Bond - I think I may respectfully decline...

damn you RocHard - damn you and your good looks !!!

[StuartD]

Am I too late? Not that I have a chance against these heart throbs anyway... but here ya go, a couple, just incase...

http://www.9xs.net/natalie/cruise/images/022.jpg

And this one was just taken on Halloween...

http://www.x0rs.com/pics/stuart2.jpg

[Rochard]

"If you are not going to heaven, why miss it by an inch?" - Sam Kinison

Dude, this is great. That cracked me up!

[XXXPhoto]

awww... the Robo-Pope and Jim Bakker jokes got Sam in the pearly gates I'm sure... even God had to laugh at them

[Funbrunette]

Wooohooooo! This is GREAT! I'm so happy you all signed up! :D The judges are all the ladies from Xnations!

Seems I got almost all the entries!

So far we got...

Evil Chris
Don Soporno
The Legacy
Gunner
Torn Rose
XXXPhoto
Rochard
Rinaldo
Tejano B
Monaro
AdultLegal-Jim (you in or not?)
Stuart D
Splatshed

The rest of you boys have until 5:00PM this afternoon (Eastern standard time) To let me know if you're in! Those of you who haven't posted your picture please email it to me at funbrunette@xnations.com for those who have posted them I'll use those (no ladies in the pics, just you!)! God I sound so bossy! :whip: Mistress Funbrunette...lol

Good luck boys! :D

[B O B]

I have a much better pic of theLegacy....

back from his days of hosting Tattletales, Win Lose or Draw, and Super Password....

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
I have a much better pic of theLegacy....

:rofl: Come on Bob, you in too?

[Rochard]

So I can't use this picture?

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/playboy.jpg

[B O B]

I only have one pic of me naked, wet, and dripping LOL

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
I only have one pic of me naked, wet, and dripping LOL

That's a guaranteed winner!:xthumbs:

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
I only have one pic of me naked, wet, and dripping LOL


http://www.sergioleone.net/mm-10.jpg


http://www.dvdtalk.com/dvdsavant/images/636limpet.jpg

[B O B]

HAHAHAHHA...well, while i consider myself at one with the ocean, and when i was a kid, i really wanted to be Mr. Limpet...you seriously think I look like Don Knotts? He is as big as my thigh...LOL

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by Rochard
So I can't use this picture?

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/rock/playboy.jpg

Does the winner get to take a picture like RocHard??


http://www.z.lanbib.se/~thomas/bond-domino.jpg

[B O B]

and here is a pic of me giving birth to theLegacy, with some help from my girl Rhi Rhi...

[TheLegacy]

she looks like shes trying to ram me back up there not help giving birth


oh god, I just got way too much personal information on bob.. Im one fo the few who now knows he has a tattoo on his ass ::-|

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
and here is a pic of me giving birth to theLegacy, with some help from my girl Rhi Rhi...

LMAO!!! I'm using this as your picture entry....lol Thanks!

[Ounique]

Okay Funbrunette offered me sex if I entered the contest...

I'm serious! Y'all don't believe me? I got this message on my ICQ this morning...

I'm expecting your entry ;)

So, okay. I'm in... BRING IT ON!!!

[Ounique]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
Robert "TheLegacy" Warren

http://66.230.215.154/robert/TheLegacy1.jpg

Oooooh baby, I'm moist as a snack cake after that pic!

[Ounique]

...and for my next number, my friend here will sing "Tiptoe Thru The Tulips" while I drink a glass of water!!!"

[LAJ]

I wanna win this one!!

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/033/053.jpg

[Rinaldo]

Originally posted by Vid Vicious
yur touchin her titty

Didn't you photograph us making love too? lol

I thought I was allowed to touch anything on my wife I'll omit future Titty grabbing posts

[Rinaldo]

Originally posted by Rochard
Does your wife have a sister?

Or any friends that might need my support?

She has two ... they're still in highschool but I can put you on the waiting list.

BTW she's pissed at me because she says she looks horrible in the picture... I tried explaining to her that that was impossible and second its not about her it's about me winning the damn contest.

Maybe you could give her some words of encouragement

[B O B]

Jay is definitely a sexy bitch

[Visualad]

maybe we can get Hawaiian Tropic to sponsor a swimsuit round. I wanna see how EC looks with speedos on him!!

;-)

[Rochard]

YNOT should be disqualified - the rules say "women can't be in the picture".

[Zebra]

Fuck it, I'm in.

Funbrunette offered to buy me another round of beer and banana split in Jamaica!
http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/034/048.jpg

[Torn Rose]

great.. I can die now... I've seen YNOTBobs ass.....

(Mommy make that image go away!)

[Torn Rose]

Since I can’t be in the pic with a girl that really cut down on the number of pics I can post, 99% of the ones I have I'm with my wife or some other woman.

Here are the best solo pics I could find or crop.



http://www.katvixen.com/xnations/tornrose1.jpg

http://www.katvixen.com/xnations/tornrose2.jpg

[thruma]

Well I was gonna enter but when I saw Rochard and Thelegacy in here I knew they were too pretty for me to have a chance but damn now LAJ has to go and enter that leaves me no chance at all.

[AdultLegal-Jim]

can I use this one and say I'm really Bob and hes the short guy on the left?

[Black Dog]

I was able to dig up this old picture of myself. I hope I win!

http://www.hi.is/~hjorturb/hb/Hasselhoff.jpg

B

[thruma]

what the hell. I'm in.

Thats my avatar cropped from a pic that had to much flash in it so I had to darken it a bit

[Dwreck]

Im so in!!

[B O B]

hahahaha

Rochard, then who is that in your pic

Derek, gotta love Rhiannon WOWWOWO

[XXXPhoto]

Well ain't seen any saucy pics of Evil Chris yet, but here's two of me... Still think my toon looks better... lol

http://www.intersmart.com/xnations/xxxphoto01.jpg

http://www.intersmart.com/xnations/xxxphoto02.jpg

[B O B]

nice pic mark, you should submit it to cameltoe.com

[Panky]

Luv the pic XXXPhoto! :drool: :D

[XXXPhoto]

lol... and PETA could use your ass in their save the dolpins from tuna nets campaign...

[B O B]

HAHAHAHA

THATS A GREAT WHITE SHARK MAN!

hhahaa

[AdultLegal-Jim]

its a nurse shark

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by YNOTBob
HAHAHAHA

THATS A GREAT WHITE SHARK MAN!

hhahaa

lol... well it's WHITE... will give ya that...


EDIT:

Thank you Panky... missed your post first time!

[B O B]

and your ass is tan??? hmmm, perhaps from having it sticking up in the air too much?

lolol

[XXXPhoto]

hell no, I'm in the sticks of hillbilly country... my whole body is white as ghost... but my ass glows in the dark!

[Torn Rose]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto
Well ain't seen any saucy pics of Evil Chris yet, but here's two of me... Still think my toon looks better... lol

http://www.intersmart.com/xnations/xxxphoto01.jpg

http://www.intersmart.com/xnations/xxxphoto02.jpg

mmmmmmm... Beefy!

[Ounique]

Okay, did i miss something. Are we supposed to post our pics here or wait for a new thread by Funbrunette?

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by Torn Rose
mmmmmmm... Beefy!

Moo Moo Buck-a-roo... lmao... Didn't know it was me... I would've paid money to see your expression when you read that post and didn't know who it was...

Now you have me feeling vulnerable and unsure of myself... I need some cuddle time and reassurance you still love me. Promise to pull my hair and call me dirty names next time we meet?

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Ounique
Okay Funbrunette offered me sex if I entered the contest...

I'm serious! Y'all don't believe me? I got this message on my ICQ this morning...



So, okay. I'm in... BRING IT ON!!!

Shhhhhh! That was suppose to be my line for all the guys....Totally busted! :eek:

[Evil Chris]

OK here's my entry! Wish me luck... but I think XXXPhoto has an edge on me... :bonk:
http://www.xnations.com/picdump/chrisbarefoot.jpg

[Ounique]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Shhhhhh! That was suppose to be my line for all the guys....Totally busted! :eek:

Awww, sorry FB. DIdn't mean to blow your cover. On the other hand, the fact that you woo'd me with the same line you give everyone... well now I feel cheap and dirty. But... I... I kinda like it. :blush:

[Ounique]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
OK here's my entry! Wish me luck... but I think XXXPhoto has an edge on me... :bonk:
http://www.xnations.com/picdump/chrisbarefoot.jpg

Evil Chris, you better watch out. Anyone with a foot fetish will be all over you in seconds flat with that pic!

[monaro]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
OK here's my entry! Wish me luck... but I think XXXPhoto has an edge on me... :bonk:
http://www.xnations.com/picdump/chrisbarefoot.jpg

How Nice and Relaxing it is to take your shoes off in a park!

"Chris Bare Foot in the Park =)"

[Ounique]

Okay, here's my entry. How could you not love this boy???

[Panky]

Originally posted by Ounique
Okay, did i miss something. Are we supposed to post our pics here or wait for a new thread by Funbrunette?

On FB's second post, she stated not to send pics yet, she just needs to know who is in. Obviously, some men do not read and follow directions so... :nyanya: Ah well... No harm done. :D

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Ounique
Okay, here's my entry. How could you not love this boy???

Bringing me flowers? I love you Don! :luv:

[Evil Chris]

FB, you have quite a task to choose from all these men! :)

[Ounique]

Originally posted by Panky
On FB's second post, she stated not to send pics yet, she just needs to know who is in. Obviously, some men do not read and follow directions so... :nyanya: Ah well... No harm done. :D

That's what I thought, but I didn't want to be left out.

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
FB, you have quite a task to choose from all these men! :)

Hey, it's the story of my life! lol

The girls from Xnations will be helping me out or do I get to keep the guy?!? :eek:

[Torn Rose]

Originally posted by XXXPhoto
Promise to pull my hair and call me dirty names next time we meet?

Count on it... but FYI, we decided to sit out Vegas this year, we are going to Key West instead.... Come with us and we can walk around holding hands and feel accepted by the locals!

:rainbow:

[Panky]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Hey, it's the story of my life! lol

The girls from Xnations will be helping me out or do I get to keep the guy?!? :eek:

LOL! Hey... You can't have all the fun. Sharing is caring! :bonk:

[TheLegacy]

Originally posted by Ounique
Okay, here's my entry. How could you not love this boy???

Doesnt Don Ounique have a hit counter on his leather chaps??

[Ounique]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
Doesnt Don Ounique have a hit counter on his leather chaps??

:eek: You weren't supposed to tell, Mr. 001342!!!

[Panky]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
Doesnt Don Ounique have a hit counter on his leather chaps??
LOL! :D

[TheLegacy]

heres another one from Costa Rica

http://66.230.215.154/robert/Xnation.jpg

[Funbrunette]

5:00PM! I'm just so giddy! It's rainning men! :D


Woooohooooo! Let me have a stiff one (drink that is) and start working on my man collage! And get the voting going!

Hell, we may end up with a 2005 Xnations Calendar :eek:

[Ounique]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Bringing me flowers? I love you Don! :luv:

Shhh!!! Not in front of Evilway Ischray. :laughout:

[Panky]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
5:00PM! I'm just so giddy! It's rainning men! :D


Woooohooooo! Let me have a stiff one (drink that is) and start working on my man collage! And get the voting going!

Hell, we may end up with a 2005 Xnations Calendar :eek:

If you need help, let me know. ;)

[Gruntled]

Originally posted by Ounique
Awww, sorry FB. DIdn't mean to blow your cover. On the other hand, the fact that you woo'd me with the same line you give everyone... well now I feel cheap and dirty. But... I... I kinda like it. :blush:

Cheap and dirty.... sounds profitable. :xhappy:

[Ounique]

Originally posted by TheLegacy
heres another one from Costa Rica


Damn, were you flyin' that bird, Legacy???

[XXXPhoto]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
OK here's my entry! Wish me luck... but I think XXXPhoto has an edge on me... :bonk:
http://www.xnations.com/picdump/chrisbarefoot.jpg

Chris,

Edge smedge... tie, slacks, barefoot on a sunny day... you make me look like a rag-a-muffin...

At least you didn't break out any of your uniform pics... just a hunch that you were 'dashing' in your DU.

[SKULL]

Can we still enter? lol

[WiredGuy]

Nobody told me about this :(
WG

[Panky]

The Evil one reminds me of Richard Gere in that movie with Julia Roberts when he was spending the afternoon with her in the park barefoot.

[xclusive]

I would post my pick but my wife won't let me says you will all want me or something...That and i'm an ugly fuck...