Which other celebrity would you like to...

[Mister X]

screw?
Okay we heard which celebrities you'd like to slap, now let's hear which ones get your juices flowing! :love:

My first choice would have to be Heather Graham! Damn. Her whole body just screams F**k Me!

[dyonisus]

how long can the list be???

In no particular order...
Alyssa Milano
Andrea Parker (The Pretender's Ms Parker)
Shirley Manson
Meg Ryan
Lauryn Hill
Madelaine Stowe
Uma Thurman

[sherie]

Well after last night I would still have to say Axl Rose!!

Then theirs:

Mel Gibson
Kurt Russle
Shirley Manson
Gwen Stefani
Dacry Tucker (TO hockey player)
Tie Domi
Troy Akman (sp)
Angelina Jole
Steve Young

Holy moly I can go on and on and on.....LOL

[SykkBoy]

Melissa Joan Hart
Fairuza Balk
Christina Ricci
Angelina Jolie (with a condom though)
the goth chick from Blair Witch 2
Helen Hunt
Shannon Elizabeth
Sarah Silverman

[Mister X]

Damn... some very f'able names.

[Darin]

My perfect girl would be a cross between Gweneth Paltrow and Meg Ryan. Personality Wise that is.

The one I wanna screw is .... the news girl on Fox News :)

[Mister X]

Another one I'd like to do the horizontal mambo with is Janeane Garofalo. She's not the best looking babe out there but there's something about her that makes me think she'd be a hell of a wild ride. Of course she's probably gay... but that just makes it more interesting. :D

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by sherie
Well after last night I would still have to say Axl Rose!!

Then theirs:

Mel Gibson
Kurt Russle
Shirley Manson
Gwen Stefani
Dacry Tucker (TO hockey player)
Tie Domi
Troy Akman (sp)
Angelina Jole
Steve Young

Holy moly I can go on and on and on.....LOL

Mmmmm ... Sherie and Gwen ... pardon me while I go rub one out now :p

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Monika Zsibrita

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

JESSICA ALBA

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

More Jessica ... Mmmmm

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Is there such thing as too many Jessica pics ???:cool:

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

I dare ya to tell me those are not "blowjob lips" ...

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

What's that ?!? .....



yeah you are absolutely right !!! ... Monika has them too !!! :D

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Well I'll be ..................

[Mister X]

Hmmmm... is someone whoring to make contest points I wonder. :laughout:

[Mister X]

Actually Monika is pretty boneable but I wouldn't call her a celebrity really. With tits like that who the hell remembers what her face looks like? :xhappy:

[Mister X]

Now Miss Alba on the other hand... definitely a CILF :D
But those aren't blowjob lips. They're "bang me hard till you keel over dead and then I'll suck a little life back into ya" lips. :rainbow:

Oh yeah. I AM whoring for points. ;)

[LadyMischief]

Well as far as male celebrities go..the fuckable ones are:

RUSSELL CROWE! *moans, trembles, whimpers, puddles*

The guy who plays Tyr Anasase on Andromeda, Ty Hamilton Cobb. Woof.

The former lead singer of Moist, David Usher. He can do anything to me he wants, as long as he sings while he does it. mmm

As for female celebrities that I'd rake over the coals... :
Lexa Doig (Rommie from Andromeda)
Natalie Portman
Kirsten Dunst
Alisha from 24 and PMK (don't remember her last name)
Nichole Kidman (I'd yummy her liscious)
Sherilyn Fenn

There's lots more, but I won't bore you all.

:)

[sherie]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Mmmmm ... Sherie and Gwen ... pardon me while I go rub one out now :p LMFAO!! Now there is a mental picture I DON'T NEED!! LMAO

[sherie]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Well I'll be .................. Holy where is she from?

[Mister X]

Originally posted by LadyMischief
As for female celebrities that I'd rake over the coals... :
Lexa Doig (Rommie from Andromeda)
Natalie Portman
Kirsten Dunst
Alisha from 24 and PMK (don't remember her last name)
Nichole Kidman (I'd yummy her liscious)
Sherilyn Fenn

There's lots more, but I won't bore you all.

:)
Nicole Kidman is the final proof that Tom Cruise is gay! I wondered after he dumped his funtastic first wife. Now I know for sure. He's a frigging pillow biter!
(No offense to any gay people out there. I'm not saying it's wrong or anything! ;) )

[sherie]

Yup! It's offical, Tommy likes the cack!! Not a fan of Nicoles, but that Penelope Cruz is fucking hot too and they are not still together either are they?

[Mister X]

That's true... whatever happened to Tammy and Penelope? Nothing! I rest my case. :D

[Sophdream]

:p

I would like to kiss.....

- Vin Diesel
- Anna kournikova
- Sandra Bullock
- Angelina Jolie ( cute for sure)

Ouch! Think i need man in there.....mmmmm

- Frank Seppe ( how could i forgot )----first place lol.

I would also kiss Yoda, because he`s so cute....but only a kiss nothing more lolol !!!!!!

[Mister X]

Anna Kournikova... Yummmmmmmmmmmmmy! Pardon me while I drool a bit.

[sherie]

Dayuuumm how could I forget about Vin!!! HOT HOT HOT!~

[Mister X]

Hmmmm. Is it ok to have sexual thoughts about a woman you work for? And by sexual thoughts I don't just mean thoughts about sex. There are certain (possible) perversions involved. And I think at least a couple of those thoughts are ilegal in som e states. :blush:

[Sophdream]

Originally posted by Mister X
Hmmmm. Is it ok to have sexual thoughts about a woman you work for? And by sexual thoughts I don't just mean thoughts about sex. There are certain (possible) perversions involved. And I think at least a couple of those thoughts are ilegal in som e states. :blush: :blush:

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
do you really think what you wrote?
I probably can find a sentence in that paper you sign about
employer and employee....oh! did i made you sign paper? Did i ever made some for you? HUH OH...think i`m in trouble....:bonk:

[Mister X]

I knew there had to be a good reason to work without a contract! :cackle:

[Sophdream]

Originally posted by Sophdream
:blush:

OUCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
do you really think what you wrote?
I probably can find a sentence in that paper you sign about
employer and employee....oh! did i made you sign paper? Did i ever made some for you? HUH OH...think i`m in trouble....:bonk:

Watch out i will sell those boobies pics to Darin first! :duel:

[Mister X]

::-| ::-| ::-|

Ummmmm. I thought you said only I got to see those pics? :shh:

[Panky]

Originally posted by Mister X
Now Miss Alba on the other hand... definitely a CILF :D
But those aren't blowjob lips. They're "bang me hard till you keel over dead and then I'll suck a little life back into ya" lips. :rainbow:

Oh yeah. I AM whoring for points. ;)


LOL! :D



Panky

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by sherie
Holy where is she from?

Monika Zsibrita is the HIGHEST PAID Perfect 10 model ...

and money well spent might I add :D

[Panky]

Vin Diesel - Yum! Yum!

Nicholas Cage

Robert Dinero

Val Kilmer




:love:


Panky

[Mister X]

Just thought of another one. Princess Stephanie of Monaco. She's not as hot as she used to be but there aren't many great looking princesses and everyone should have princess on their boinkable list. And she is still hot! :xhappy:

[mailman]

KATIE HOLMES....

GOD I LOVE THAT GIRL! or i would do Jessica alba - Angelina Jole
- Britney Spears (she is cute) and Mandy Moore!


:)

[Zorgman]

- Kylie Minogue
- Milla Jovovich (the fifth element)
- Mis Alesha from Mis teeq

And if I was drunk enough MIMI from the drew carry show. Just joking! :)

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by mailman
KATIE HOLMES....

GOD I LOVE THAT GIRL! or i would do Jessica alba - Angelina Jole
- Britney Spears (she is cute) and Mandy Moore!


:)

This Jessica Alba ???????

[mailman]

YUM...

i would bone her....

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

HOLY FUKK !!!

Jessica's had a few too many Peanut Buster Parfaits lately :(

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Hold on ... I did that really quick ... this one is better !

[Bobby Vicious]

Halle Berry
Foxy Brown
The two Asian chicks from Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon
Especially the older one. Mature women are hot too.
Shakira
Janet Jackson ( when she's not over weight) Heard she' a real kinky one.
Al Bundy's blonde daughter. The dim one from the TV series.
Ananda Lewis

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Zorgman
- Kylie Minogue
- Milla Jovovich (the fifth element)
- Mis Alesha from Mis teeq

And if I was drunk enough MIMI from the drew carry show. Just joking! :) Mila Jovovich. She isn't a bad singer but when I was watching those videos on much music I never heard a word! :love:

[Mister X]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
HOLY FUKK !!!

Jessica's had a few too many Peanut Buster Parfaits lately :( Way to go Hungry! :mad:
You wrecked a perfectly good fantasy. :badcomp:

[Mister X]

Originally posted by mailman
YUM...

i would bone her.... Reese Witherspoon is HOT! Did you ever see that movie Freeway? Where she played the teenage hooker? ::-|

[ARiA]

I think I may have answered this question in another post... Joshua Hartnet :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:

hmmmm... Vin Diesel is pretty hot too! yummmy :blush:

[Juge]

J.Lo. (even though I think the nickname is stoopid)

[sherie]

Originally posted by mailman
YUM...

i would bone her.... Someone's looking a wee bit surprised there!! Someone whipped out a peepee!! LMAO

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Juge
J.Lo. (even though I think the nickname is stoopid) Yuck. I hate her. I don't think she's terribly hot and I know she can't act. But I'd bone her. :D

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Alright Mister X ... I am so very sorry to have traumatized you like that

Please accept my apology, and drop into your WINDOWS/System32 folder this fantastic JESSICA ALBA SCREENSAVER (http://www.absolutely.net/alba/Alba1.zip)

Enjoy !!:D :cool: :D

[Mister X]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Alright Mister X ... I am so very sorry to have traumatized you like that

Please accept my apology, and drop into your WINDOWS/System32 folder this fantastic JESSICA ALBA SCREENSAVER (http://www.absolutely.net/alba/Alba1.zip)

Enjoy !!:D :cool: :D Well it's gonna have to be a pretty great screensaver to erase that horrible image from my mind, hehe. I'll give it a try. :D

[Mister X]

Well now that was just yummy. :love: :worthy:

All is forgiven. :D

[sherie]

Hey Hungry, I worked on the set with Jessica Alba when I lived in Vancouver, they filmed Dark Angel out there...she is really sweet, just thought you might like to know a bit about her personality too! LOL

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by sherie
just thought you might like to know a bit about her personality too!


Ummmm .... no ?!? :rolleyes: :D

[sherie]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Ummmm .... no ?!? :rolleyes: :D LOL fokker!!:bonk: Ok then let me rub it in, I met her and you didn't!!! LOL hehe

[Mister X]

Originally posted by sherie
LOL fokker!!:bonk: Ok then let me rub it in, I met her and you didn't!!! LOL hehe Yeah... but did you rub her? :p

[Sophdream]

:blush: Well Hungryman, I have to admmit that i would like to kiss this
Jessica too. WOW what a cute girl!

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Sophdream
:blush: Well Hungryman, I have to admmit that i would like to kiss this
Jessica too. WOW what a cute girl! Kiss? Only kiss? Or would it go farther than that? Let's have some details! ;)

[Sophdream]

Well.....you`re such a perv !!!! lolol...but you`re right! If i could i don`t think i would only kiss her. Let`s see... I would, yummy... look at her in a very romantic way, maybe stand just beside her or maybe couples of feets far...I would get my fingers ready....thinking if they are at the right place....I would wait a lil bit to see if everything is ok for her and then..... I would click on this Nikon button and I would take at least 100000 pics to put that on my site LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister X]

Originally posted by Sophdream
Well.....you`re such a perv !!!! lolol...but you`re right! If i could i don`t think i would only kiss her. Let`s see... I would, yummy... look at her in a very romantic way, maybe stand just beside her or maybe couples of feets far...I would get my fingers ready....thinking if they are at the right place....I would wait a lil bit to see if everything is ok for her and then..... I would click on this Nikon button and I would take at least 100000 pics to put that on my site LMAO!!!!!!!!!! ::-|
Damn!!!!!!!!! I was just getting excited. :(

Hmmmmm. Pics would be gooooooood. I can see them now... the brain is starting to work.... the perv gland is kicking into overdrive.... Oh yeahhhhhhhhh. :rainbow:

[Juge]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Monika Zsibrita is the HIGHEST PAID Perfect 10 model ...

and money well spent might I add :D Damn, she's hot!!

[Juge]

Originally posted by Mister X
Yuck. I hate her. I don't think she's terribly hot and I know she can't act. But I'd bone her. :D The majority of the time she looks hot, but I understand what you're saying. And who cares if she can act or not? Ha ha :)

[-=HUNGRYMAN=-]

Originally posted by Sophdream
:blush: Well Hungryman, I have to admmit that i would like to kiss this
Jessica too. WOW what a cute girl!


Well Sophdream .... I have to admit .... I'd like to kiss YOU too !!! WOW what a cute girl!.... :D :D

[Sophdream]

Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Well Sophdream .... I have to admit .... I'd like to kiss YOU too !!! WOW what a cute girl!.... :D :D

:eek: ::-| OH! awwwww! :blush:
That`s really nice from you Hungryman. Thanks a lot.....
Mwuahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!