Who can talk dirty to me in French?

[Rochard]

Woman only, obviously.

[Funbrunette]

Je peux te dire tout ce que tu veux, pour un prix bien entendue....lol :p

[sammy]

Originally posted by Rochard
Woman only

héhé merde je peux pas ouvrir ma trappe pareil ? :D

[Rochard]

you two are mocking me. what does this mean?

[Rochard]

"I can say you all that you want, for a price well heard"

You'll say anything I want for a price? Naughty girl you.

[Kristin]

ménage à trois?

[Panky]

LOL! Rochard seems to have forgotten about online translators. Either that, or he is simply too lazy to use them. :nyanya:

[Rochard]

Originally posted by Kristin
ménage à trois?

We just talked on ICQ about me coming down to visit you, and now you post this?

ONE TRACK MIND.

[soulboy]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Je peux te dire tout ce que tu veux, pour un prix bien entendue....lol :p
FB: Tu peut me dire tout ce que tu veux ma cheríe

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by soulboy
FB: Tu peut me dire tout ce que tu veux ma cheríe

Alors, on parle de quel sujet mon beau? :angel:

[soulboy]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Alors, on parle de quel sujet mon beau? :angel:

De quelquechose tu veux ma belle. Pour ma surprise je n'ai savait pas qu il'y avait une board de webmasters qui habitent à Montreal et ca c'est genial parce que je vais habiter là l'anne prochaine. Je suis un nouvau webmaster encore

[thruma]

Originally posted by soulboy
FB: Tu peut me dire tout ce que tu veux ma cheríe


what he said.

but in spanish

Usted sabe hablarme todo lo que usted le desea muchacha hermosa

[XXXPhoto]

*silently curses the american educational system...

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by soulboy
De quelquechose tu veux ma belle. Pour ma surprise je n'ai savait pas qu il'y avait une board de webmasters qui habitent à Montreal et ca c'est genial parce que je vais habiter là l'anne prochaine. Je suis un nouvau webmaster encore

Tu va adorer Montreal! C'est une ville a part, pas comme les autres...On est tres libre ici! On accepte tout le monde! On est fou! LMAO! :bonk:

[soulboy]

Originally posted by thruma
what he said.

but in spanish

Usted sabe hablarme todo lo que usted le desea muchacha hermosa
Muy bien Thruma, Me alegra mucho que esta sea un foro multilingue
Saludos
SB

[soulboy]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
Tu va adorer Montreal! C'est une ville a part, pas comme les autres...On est tres libre ici! On accepte tout le monde! On est fou! LMAO! :bonk:
Oui Je suis dejá amusé avec la ideé de habiter à MTL. Est ce que vous que habitent à MTL fassent des reunions?
Sur moi, Je suis peruvien (sudamerique) et il y a de paisages incroyables icí comme Machupichu.
http://www.horae.dti.ne.jp/~tadn/images/machupichu-j.jpg

[thruma]

Originally posted by soulboy
Muy bien Thruma, Me alegra mucho que esta sea un foro multilingue
Saludos
SB

yes It's nice but English is the only language I can speak fluently.

[sammy]

salut soulboy oui y a des réunions et y a aussi un board francophone avec pas mal de québécois ici (http://www.bizadulte.com/index.php?referrerid=831) :)

a plus

[Rochard]

Many years ago I worked in this cafe and we had this Mexican kid we called Chico work for us. There was this one girl who was super model stunning, and she also spoke spanish. So I asked Chico there how to say "you look beautiful today" in Spanish.

That little fucker.

So I said it to her in Spanish and she replied "Thank you Richard, you look like shit today too".

When Fun Brunette calls me late at night for some hot steamy phone sex and she speaks dirty to me in french.... She might be telling me that she needs to do laundry for all I know, but it still sounds fucking hot.

[thruma]

Originally posted by Rochard
Many years ago I worked in this cafe and we had this Mexican kid we called Chico work for us. There was this one girl who was super model stunning, and she also spoke spanish. So I asked Chico there how to say "you look beautiful today" in Spanish.

That little fucker.

So I said it to her in Spanish and she replied "Thank you Richard, you look like shit today too".

When Fun Brunette calls me late at night for some hot steamy phone sex and she speaks dirty to me in french.... She might be telling me that she needs to do laundry for all I know, but it still sounds fucking hot.

rotflmao

thats funny but after hearing fb all too true

[soulboy]

Originally posted by thruma
yes It's nice but English is the only language I can speak fluently.

No problem, I barely speak english

[soulboy]

Originally posted by sammy
salut soulboy oui y a des réunions et y a aussi un board francophone avec pas mal de québécois ici (http://www.bizadulte.com/index.php?referrerid=831) :)

a plus

C'est genial sammy, merci par ce link.
J'espere pouvoir les connaitre un fois j'habite là.
Salut
SB

[SexyScribe]

Originally posted by Rochard
When Fun Brunette calls me late at night for some hot steamy phone sex and she speaks dirty to me in french.... She might be telling me that she needs to do laundry for all I know, but it still sounds fucking hot.

En premier, tu ajoutes le savon dans l'eau, après tu ajoutes le linge (déjà séparé, bien sur - tu ne veux pas mélanger les bobettes noires avec les t-shirts blancs) et tu laisses la machine travailler.

LOL

French isn't that hard... :bonk:

[Evil Chris]

Bonjour la poutine

[Funbrunette]

Originally posted by thruma
rotflmao

thats funny but after hearing fb all too true

You know, Thruma if you don't stop I may get an ego the size of Rochard's ego....lol :bonk:

[thruma]

Originally posted by Funbrunette
You know, Thruma if you don't stop I may get an ego the size of Rochard's ego....lol :bonk:

oh hell I better stop then!

lol

[SexyScribe]

Originally posted by Evil Chris
Bonjour la poutine

LOL

[Feynman]

Originally posted by Panky
LOL! Rochard seems to have forgotten about online translators. Either that, or he is simply too lazy to use them. :nyanya:

Well, online translators can do only that they can... :D

A text about plumbing, talking of nipple, will translate the word into mamelon, the tip of a breast. Soooo funny.

Maybe that's why French is so sexy. Even plumbing turns into something obscene ! ;)

[Crak_JMan]

Oui Oui Rochard... Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir

[Rochard]

I still have yet to get a single phone call.....

[Rochard]

I take that back - Phone just rang and JMan was purring like a fucking kitten in French.

Read my very first post - "WOMEN ONLY". However, you might have gotten a little rise out of me by saying "Oui, Rochard" over and over again.

Now all I need is Fun Brunette to call me. She has the number.

[Crak_JMan]

Prends moi par derriere mon cochon et fais marcher ton engin ;-)

[BombshellGracie]

Yo te pudiera hablar en diferente maneras pero como me pudieras entender mi amor...

la pasion de una latina, uno nunca jamas lo pudeira olvider

Es verdad, es muy rico y muy muy suave :gorgeous:

HAHAHA ;)

Dayum.. I should have just named myself LatinBombshell instead of BombshellGracie

*purrs*

:rofl:

[sammy]

Originally posted by JMan
Prends moi par derriere mon cochon et fais marcher ton engin ;-)

:eek: lol