Funbrunette
11-15-2004, 08:59 AM
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $60,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000;
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment! :eek:
Then he asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to? http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: Hello
WOMAN: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
MAN: Yes
WOMAN: I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?
MAN: Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked.
MAN: How much?
WOMAN: $60,000
MAN: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.
WOMAN: Great! Oh, and one more thing .... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000;
MAN: Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000.
WOMAN: OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: Bye, I love you, too.
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment! :eek:
Then he asks: Anyone know who this phone belongs to? http://mindscraps.com/s/contrib/ruinkai/yelcutelaughA.gif