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Funbrunette
12-02-2004, 09:46 PM
Laugh all you want, but these weird antilust laws are actually on the books...Even if they're not enforced!

In Alaska, It's illegal to intentionally expose your bare butt to someone...lol

In Utah, It's illegal to have oral sex! :bonk:

In Oklahoma, it's illegal to seduce a virgin by promising to marry her!

In India, it's illegal for a man to have a visible erection in public even if it's covered by clothing! :huh:


Man, that's insane! :twisted:

sweet7
12-02-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Funbrunette

In India, it's illegal for a man to have a visible erection in public even if it's covered by clothing! :huh:


LMAO those poor high school kids!

kaustic
12-02-2004, 10:06 PM
Funny how you can have multiple wives in Utah, but they cant all give you oral?? I thought that was the point?? ah well

Rochard
12-02-2004, 11:56 PM
Originally posted by kaustic
Funny how you can have multiple wives in Utah, but they cant all give you oral?? I thought that was the point?? ah well

I was gonna say the same thing.....

Evil Chris
12-03-2004, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by Rochard
I was gonna say the same thing..... What was Clinton's policy on that? Don't ask, don't tell?

ClubPro
12-03-2004, 05:00 PM
sort of, his was like - oral sex isn't sex...
cuz it's not intercourse, it also depended
on such fine thinking as talking about
what the word 'is' means... :D ha lol ;)

dyonisus
12-06-2004, 01:12 PM
man I will never live in utah!!

kingdough
12-06-2004, 02:02 PM
yea there's one about a donkey
in your bedroom in virginia

thats what they'll probably get me on
when they decide to take out our network..

no love for the jackass!

Panky
12-06-2004, 05:34 PM
After these laws, all I can say is, I LOVE MONTREAL! LOL! :D