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oceania
12-09-2004, 05:38 AM
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

monaro
12-09-2004, 06:37 AM
Rudolph? no way... Good theory though =)

:whip

trishie
12-09-2004, 07:01 AM
now thats a thought :)

Panky
12-09-2004, 07:43 AM
Originally posted by oceania

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
LOL! :D

Funbrunette
12-09-2004, 08:51 AM
Rudolph was a chick?!? :confused:

Gruntled
12-09-2004, 09:14 AM
Tranny?

Panky
12-09-2004, 09:55 AM
I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe". ;)

Funbrunette
12-09-2004, 10:18 AM
Originally posted by Panky
I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe". ;)

LMAO!!!! :bonk:

oceania
12-09-2004, 10:52 AM
maybe we should leave chocolate for them
and a copy of the sex diet book for Mr & Mrs Santa

thruma
12-09-2004, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by oceania


We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.


lol

thruma
12-09-2004, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Panky
I can only hope that on Christmas Eve, all the reindeer aren't PMS'ing and telling Santa to "Fuck off. We aren't hauling your lazy ass across the globe". ;)

another lol

this thread made me laugh today when I needed a good laugh

:bonk:

FeTiShLaDy
12-10-2004, 06:57 AM
ok..i'll remember that...;)

ocho-ocho
12-10-2004, 08:13 AM
pimpin raindeers...nice niche!

TheLegacy
12-10-2004, 10:29 AM
:D

oceania
12-10-2004, 10:32 AM
lol nice Robert :)

TheLegacy
12-10-2004, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by oceania
lol nice Robert :)

as long as I can put a flushed smile on one pair of your lips today - then my work is done