He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. -- Nietszsche I believe

"real men" are in touch with their "sensitive" side. the ladies know this. I know this... As impressive as your jingle cock is, I'm not trying to impress you with manly quotes.... here maybe this is better


"SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL!" - American Pie

-- Roger von Oech
Remember the two benefits of failure. First, if you do fail, you learn what doesn't work; and second, the failure gives you the opportunity to try a new approach.

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."
- Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821)

"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death."
- H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
- J. Paul Getty (1892-1976)

- Understanding is a three-edged sword! (Kosh Naranek)

- Who are you? (The Vorlons)

- What do you want? (The Shadows)

- What have you got worth living for? (Lorien)

All the above quotes are from Babylon 5. The brackets indicate by whom they are!

-- J. Robert Oppenheimer
The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.

"I got to thinking that nerds really like anything that smacks of teleportation: freeways; airport first-class lunges; hotel rooms with voice mail . . . anything that erases distance and makes travel invisible. Why don't airlines pick up on this? "

-- douglas coupland

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."

- W.C. Fields

-- Robert Orben
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

-- George Orwell
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.

"I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally."

-W. C. Fields

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing."


-Friedrich Nietzsche

"Ignorance is Bliss."

--Patrick Overton
Watch your thoughts; they become words. Watch your words; they become actions. Watch your actions; they become habits. Watch your habits; they become character. Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between."


-Oscar Wilde

great quote! how true...

due to yesterdays football games........'Any Given Sunday'

"America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. "

--Oscar Wilde

"Eat my Shorts"
- Bart Simpson

Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl yore mistakes.
-- Brendan Hills


:rolleyes:

Except you are still in the hands of fate. :rolleyes:

the easiest way to refold a road map is differently

Jone's, Rule of the Road

-- Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis
Every moment one lives is different from the other. The good, the bad, the hardship, the joy, the tragedy, love, and happiness are all interwoven into one single indescribable whole that is called life. You cannot separate the good from the bad. And perhaps there is no need to do so, either.

"Sometimes you just have to say 'WHAT THE FUCK !!' " - Tom Cruise <img src="http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/cool_shades.gif">

From The man
 

Family Never gets forgoten or left behind

2 Cents
 

Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.

-- Rita Rudner

Re: 2 Cents
 

if you put someone up on a big pedestal and make them feel like queen of the world. theyre way up there and your down here, where they gonna shit?

hehehe I like this one-
LOOK ALIVE! here comes a buzzard!



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