ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHT ITS LATE NIGHT JOKE TIME.....

first off have to say sorry to the blondes...

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.

Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They are both screwed when they're on their back.

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
A: At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet. :(

Here's one more pic to perk you up!

Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ?
A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum)

Egh.. i dont wanna see some penis i wanna see her pink bits man...

but it does perk me up know that im one post closer to that picture, lol

damn i got over 35 replies so far.. wooooo hooooo failry safe as of yet i would imagine....

i wonder think anyone will take the time like i have to make all these posts?


i hope not or this is one wasted night.. no cash or picture.. EEEEEEEEEEEK

:bonk:

So where is she then?

i got a kick ass idea anyone with 2K looking to invest or just give me the cash we can make huge profits im serious.. hit me up we can talk....

anyone use Peekshows in their members area? i surf around on there sometime looks pretty good think i will try it some time....

woah got to love City Tv Baby Blue Movies... lol


:p

These movies areso funny such horribly tv pornos....

:rolleyes:

She's in Montreal. I'm not. :cry:

ahh well i will have to take a drive out there one day meet up with all them and FunB and Chris :-)

the Qubec Connection.... lol

time to see how many posts i got so far...

including this one and NOT all the one letter word ones 46... WOO HOO

very decent lead i would say..

lets look the the scores now will we.....

:D

Mailman - 48

Everyone Elese - Zero Zippo Nadda

God I love my job....

i would be a good spammer.. what you thing? anyone looking for a spammer?

shit 3:20 time flys when your posting to yourself.. lol

post 51 woo.... i think i will quit tonight at 75

I like this board its got that slow steady effect to it.... again great job FunB and Chris...