cory - "Why is your hand so soft chris?"
CHris" I happened to cum all over myself staring at your shiny head and I forgot to wipe it off."

" OH SHIT " (in unison)

Damn Metro Gays !

your hands are as smooth as your head

During the reception party of Cory and Chris's 20th anniversary, Chris realizes he still has a butt plug in his ass from the private festivities earlier in the evening.

Chris thinking: Hey I'm busy shaking this guys hand, this other guy is fingering my armpit, but damn you put down my slice of cheese!

"Geez, I haven't even finished proposing to Cory yet, can't you wait a minute?"

Chris is thinking, "Christ Stephanie, put your shirt back on."

Cory is thinking, "Nice Rack!".

Chris is thinking: "Hmmm, why do I feel another hand? I don't remember agreeing to a threesome."

only one explanation for this pic

lmao

yeah... LOL There are some good ones here. :)

Chris: Cory just did WHAT with Derek??

"
In front of me, Cory is in my hand.
Beside me, Mike is in my armpit.
So who is that behind me in my....
??
"

"Wait a second, hand cream isn't supposed to feel sticky!"

"How did I end up at the gay webmasters lunch in??"

I'll be accepting entries for 5 more minutes.. then I'll be posting a new thread for everyone to vote on the winning entry!

:D

So any last-minute entries should be submitted NOW! :bonk:

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Great contest Ruth! Can't wait to see who wins this one. :)

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