This thread is hilarious!

Terrence :laughout:

they are easy to use! try chamleon

Why is it that younger girls are so totally turned on by older men?

Because we (should) emanate an air of experience, and knownledge, and thus we tantalize them with the mystery of undiscovered technique, pleasure and sensation...

Not too mention we tip better LOL :scram:

I'd have to say, as a woman that is ALWAYS more attracted to older men...it's the Daddy fixation! ;)

should fabio feel embarrased if he cumz too early? Sometimes when fabio is very ripped with low body fat - he squirts uncontrollably.

When its time for 2nd, 3rd and 4th cumshot, things are better though..

So question.. if a man cumz early while SeXy TImE, should he feel embarrased?

http://okcowboy.podemus.net/Image/borat.jpg

:laughout:

well, maybe because they have more experience in everything. sex, life, family etc. which made the girls think that they are being serious to the relationship. apparently, not. because i knew some of this guys who just "play" with girls let them believe that they are single though not. :sick:

Men do you like your women shaved, hairy doesn't matter?

I prefer women shaved - trust me after living through the 70s LOL.

What truly annoys me is a women who can't clean herself and refuses to shower after a few days. Outside of that, a properly shaved or shaven pussy is always fun to explore with your mouth not fearing any hairs stuck in your teeth on the way up.

Same can be said about women when it comes to men

I say clean shaven for both men and women I hate hair! On women I like a nice landing strip.

Well that Borat pic was a good way to start my day by warping my brain:P

I think hair is underrated. Everyone should be hairy I say!

Definitely need a buffer zone.

Don't be shy guys keep the wacky questions coming.

Terrence

Okay, here is a question I would be too embarrased to ask in person.

Funbrunette: Will you be my valentine? Pweeeze?

:)

m

Absolutely! :heart:

Ok, I've got two for you...
When you shave your lady parts, how do you avoid the red bumps? I've seen all kinds of crap on the market advertising they solve the problem but who knows if it really works.
And....
On the average how long can a guy really go in the sack with out blowing his load?
Now that's a question I would not ask in person...

Two words baby "Tend Skin" This stuff is brilliant! Smells awful, so I wouldn't suggest you use before getting some action, but it really works!

http://www.productdose.com/wp-conten.../tend_skin.jpg

Thanks for that. I'll be looking for it soon. ;)

Okay, here's another question.

Your visiting your wife's family and suddenly you really need to let a fart go, but being at their home there isn't many places to go. What do you do?

I honestly had the idea one time to take those air strips that hang from your windshield mirror and sow them into the back of your shorts so that if you fart, it will smell like minty forest green.


http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/images/...o_211930_7.jpg

http://www.personalshavers.com/

I bought the wife one of these in Florida a few years ago and she loves it. SMOOTH as a babies bottom without the razor burn. Had to buy a replacement not that long ago actually.

YES!!!!!


/me high-5's myself.

m