Can someone translate this?

If there is no pic I think FB should post one anyways for all our work.

I sure hope Detroit doesn't win.

I'm not a spur fan but I sure dislike the pistons.

Now that I think of it I'm proably going to come off as some geeky computer nerd trying to get a look at some boobies.

Oh, well:)

Hey I never got my Tshirt can I still get one.

If so can I have the chick that is modeling the ladies one to personally deliver it.

If not I rather not have it.

Sometimes I tell myself the funniest jokes.

Then I laugh and laugh.

FB do you have a sister thats single?

You folks in Canada must have some good water over there. Your women our beautiful.

Damn this is a close ball game.

A better finals than last year.

I better stop watching it, its distracting me from my posting.

How many folks sreen their phone calls? I bet its many.

I know I do.

Is there a FB fan culb?

If so can I be a member?

Hey FB how have you been, haven't chatted with you in a while.

Damn less than three minutes to go.

Make that two minutes.

Wow its starting to slip away from the spurs.

I hate people that block their phone number when they call me.

FB is smoking hot.

Not many post left to go.

FB what must a guy do to get a little smile from you?

What did EC do right that everyone else did wrong?

Damn the pistons have it in the bag:(