Oh, that is easy. Return of the Living Dead.

And while we're on the subject, how about:

"They're coming to get you, Barbara"

- Night of the Living Dead

This is Fucking funny as shit - from Half baked

http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=5038&sound=68

A Classic:
We got one person on-line, and the workload is enough for like, ten users. I think we got a hacker.


Sounds like my workday! lol

From "The Big Kahuna" (DeVito, Spacey, Facinelli)

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Enjoy the powers of beauty of your youth ... well, never mind, you will not understand the powers of beauty of your youth until they faint; but trust me, in twenty years, you'll look back at photos of yourself, calling a way you can't grasp now, how much possibilities layed before you and how fabulous you really looked. You are NOT as fat as you imagine!

Don't worry about the future; or worry but know that worrying is just as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real trouble in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindsights you at 4PM on some idle tuesday.

Do one things, everyday, that scares you

Don't be wreckless with other people's hearts and don't put up with people who are wreckless with yours

Floss

Don't waste your time on jealousy: some times you're ahead, some times you're behind: the race is long, and in the end, it's only with yourself

Remember compliments you receive, and forget the insults. If you succeed doing this, tell me
how...

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements

Stretch

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you wanna do with your life: the most interesting people I know did not know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lifes,some of the most 40 years old I know STILL don't know

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't; maybe you'll have children, maybe you won't; maybe you'll divorce at forty, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken under your seventy fifth wedding anniversary but whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much, or berate yourself either: your choices are half chances, so are everybody elses

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can: don't be afraid of it, or of what people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own

Dance, even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room

Read the directions, and even if you don't follow them, DO NOT read beauty magazines, they will ONLY make you feel ugly

Get to know you parents, you'll never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings: they're your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future

Understand that friends come and go, but for a precious few that should hold on

We're caught to bridge a gap between geography and lifestyle, but the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young

Live in NY city once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in northern california once, but eave before it makes you soft

Travel

Don't mess too much with your hair or about the time you're forty, it will look eighty-five. Be carefull who'se advice you buy, be patient with those who supply it; advice is a form of nostalgia: dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it's worth...

...but trust me on the sunscreen!

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