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Mister X 01-11-2003 12:23 AM

Contest within a contest!
 
Here's the deal. I want that 100 bucks! So I made a deal with my lovely boss Sophie.

Whoever posts the most replies to this thread gets a prize. But there's a catch: If I win the longest thread contest and win 100 bucks the prize is bigger!

The prize you win is this. If I don't win the contest Sophie will do a nice little pic for you. Holding a sign with your name or your site's name maybe. It's yours to do whatever you want with. Use it on your site if you like. If I DO win the 100 bucks you get FIVE pics. Same thing. You can do whatever you want with them. And as a special bonus I'll send you the other pics from the same set as this sample pic:
<img src="http://www.pervotheclown.com/xnations.jpg" width="269" height="450">
These pics however are for personal use only, you can't post them on any sites. I can't give away content sets that are exclusive to one site to win 100 bucks, hehe. Oh... they are just a wee bit more explicit than the little sample. ;)

So get out there and win me that 100 bucks! :cackle:

mailman 01-11-2003 02:42 AM

nice pic...

mailman 01-11-2003 02:42 AM

Soph how come your never on icq?

mailman 01-11-2003 02:42 AM

will you sleep with me for the 100 bucks im gonna win?

mailman 01-11-2003 02:43 AM

But HONESTLY you are absoluty stunning great to see such hot girls in canada....

mailman 01-11-2003 02:43 AM

great site.. gan you give me a trial pass to check it out think i wanna promote it on my site...

mailman 01-11-2003 02:44 AM

my site is www.moistteen.com

mailman 01-11-2003 02:44 AM

check it out and let me know...

mailman 01-11-2003 02:44 AM

anyone her up this late? its almost 3 am here?

mailman 01-11-2003 02:45 AM

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO

mailman 01-11-2003 02:45 AM

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mailman 01-11-2003 02:48 AM

i was gonna spell respect and sing the song but its not letting me put any more letters.. :(

mailman 01-11-2003 02:49 AM

hey anyone know shit about traffic trading scripts i got this free onei dont know how to use hit me up if you wanna help me out would ya....

mailman 01-11-2003 02:49 AM

heres a picture of me at 3am....

mailman 01-11-2003 02:50 AM

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mailman 01-11-2003 02:50 AM

pretty shitty eh.....

mailman 01-11-2003 02:50 AM

fuck im about to pass out...

mailman 01-11-2003 02:51 AM

if i win can i still get a personal photo of soph?

:bonk:

like i say shes stunning...

mailman 01-11-2003 02:54 AM

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woah that woke me right back up....

mailman 01-11-2003 02:55 AM

i would imagine that ALL the guys and probaly girls would say that soph is one in a million :)

mailman 01-11-2003 02:55 AM

i really want a person pic you know.... :)

mailman 01-11-2003 02:56 AM

speeking of millions anyone watch joe millionare?


thats funny shit.. buch of money grabbing bitches...

Mister X 01-11-2003 02:56 AM

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Originally posted by mailman
if i win can i still get a personal photo of soph?

:bonk:

like i say shes stunning...

You post the most and you get at least 1 pic no matter what! ( but they have to be more than 1 word or letter posts to count, hehe)

P.S. I agree. Sophie is stunningly sexy. :p

mailman 01-11-2003 02:56 AM

i really like BOOTCAMP when fox had that on... or MURDER IN SMALL TOWN X they were the best shows on fox espicaly boot camp real shit for hardly any cash...

mailman 01-11-2003 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mister X
You post the most and you get at least 1 pic no matter what! ( but they have to be more than 1 word or letter posts to count, hehe)

P.S. I agree. Sophie is stunningly sexy. :p

So my R E S P dont count? shit... lol

mailman 01-11-2003 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by Mister X
P.S. I agree. Sophie is stunningly sexy. :p
but your luckey you get to work with her... :(

I LOVE HER....

::-|

mailman 01-11-2003 02:58 AM

you know who eles i love Katie Holmes i think shes a hottie so inncocent looking....


when she did THE GIFT and was topless WOW.. i fell in love all over again...

mailman 01-11-2003 02:59 AM

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIGHT ITS LATE NIGHT JOKE TIME.....

mailman 01-11-2003 03:00 AM

first off have to say sorry to the blondes...

mailman 01-11-2003 03:00 AM

Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
A: When you slap a mosquito, it will stop sucking.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?
A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a taxi cab?
A: You have to pay to ride in a taxi cab.

mailman 01-11-2003 03:00 AM

Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?
A: Adjust the steering wheel.

Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?
A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: Why does a blonde wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

mailman 01-11-2003 03:01 AM

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count.

Q: How does a blonde turn on the lights after having sex?
A: Opens the car door.

Q: What do blondes and cow pies have in common?
A: The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

mailman 01-11-2003 03:01 AM

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: How does a blonde like her eggs?
A: Unfertilized.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2: Don't tell her to swallow.
A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

mailman 01-11-2003 03:02 AM

Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!

Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They are both screwed when they're on their back.

Q: What did the blonde's mom say to her before she went out?
A: If you're not in bed by midnight, come home.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

mailman 01-11-2003 03:02 AM

Q: What is the difference between a circus and a group of blondes?
A: At the circus you'll find a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
A: She peed on her corn flakes.

Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra?
A: Thanks for the refill.

mailman 01-11-2003 03:03 AM

Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase?
A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."

Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.

Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses?
A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.

Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.

Mister X 01-11-2003 03:03 AM

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Originally posted by mailman
but your luckey you get to work with her... :(

I LOVE HER....

::-|

But I'm not in Montreal where she is yet. :(

Here's one more pic to perk you up!


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