Favorite Movie Quotes
 

I think this has got to be one of the classics. From Pulp Fiction: Samuel Jackson to some poor soul about to get wacked.


Ezekiel 25:17" The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you"

"Understanding is a three-edged sword"

Kosh Naranek in B5

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

AND

"Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info!" - Austin Powers

"try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot" Dante - Clerks

"I came here to chew gun and kick ass, and I'm all out of gum" - The ugly hero with a mullet in They Live from John Carpenter

Goodfellas:
Business bad? Fuck you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, pay me. The place got hit by lightning, huh? Fuck you, pay me. :D

What he said

I can watch that movie a million times. Love the sarcastic humor.:)

John Wayne from the movie The Quiet Man " If you say three mister you'll never hear the man count ten"

"What we've got here is... a failure to communicate"
~Cool Hand Luke

"They call me MISTER TIBBS!"
~In the Heat of the Night

"You played it for her now play it for me" (NOT 'play it again Sam')
~Casablanca

"Squeel like a pig boy"
~Deliverance

"You stay here, I'll check out that noise"
~ Any teen horror flick

"It's good to be the king"
~ Many Mel Brookes movies

"If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can. "
- Seth Gecko (George Clooney), From Dusk Till Dawn

Willenholly: Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass!
Sheriff: One rectal breach comin' up.
- Jay and Silent Bob strike back

"Shut that bitch up before I come over there and fuck start her head"!!!!

The way of the Gun

I'll be back - Terminator 1
and
The future is not set, there is no fate but what we make for ourselves - Terminator 2

MUHAHA

The actor was Strother Martin, and that was the first one that came to mind for me as well, Mark. :xthumbs:


How about:

"I am big. It's the pictures that got small..."

Norma Desmond, played by Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard

Ok.. Im seroius now..
This is from an AMAZING movie. The big kahuna...
If anyone wants to watch an amazing movie. This is the one.

Someone once told me that "The Big Lebowski" is a classic comedy full of awesome one-liners. But I've never seen it...
Anyone seen this movie?

Funny Freakin' Movie!! And harder than hell to explain! Heheheheh Worth a rent Evil! :D

"Hey, watch it man...there's a beverage present!"

"I hate the fuckin' Eagles man!"

"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"

"Let's Bowl, Dude"

"It really pulled the room together, man."

All from "The Big Lebowski". LOL

Other great quotes:

"Sometimes it makes me sad though-- Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more gray and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend." -- Shawshank Redemption

Huggs!!!
Lady Sharlot :-)

Half-Baked when he quits his job in the burger place

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, You're cool, and fuck you! I'm outta here!"

Dennis Farina in Snatch
"Yeah england. You know tea, crumpets, bad teeth, worse weather, Mary fuckin poppins. England!"

" First you getta da money, when you getta da money, you getta da power, when you getta the power, you getta the woman "

" Say Hello to my little friend "

" So say goodnight to the bad guy, cuz this is the last time your gonna see a bad guy like this, lemme tell you. "

" How d'ya get that Scar Tony? Eating Pussy? "

" All I got in this world is my balls and my word.....and I don't break them for nobody! "

" Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches! "

" ChiChi, get the yeyo. "

" The city was like one big pussy just waiting to be fucked. "

Best Movie of all times....

The World Is Yours !

BTW i got all these cool quotes from my favorite movie scarface from

http://www.moviequotes.com/repository.cgi

"Just what this country needs... a cock... in a frock... on a rock."

-The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert

Here's one I am sure Mr. Evil Chris will appreciate..

Eddie Shore???
Piss on Eddie Shore!!
Old time hockey???
Piss on Old time hockey!!"

"You saw him...stick down, gloves off. He jumped us. But Dave was there.
Yeah, Dave's a killer.
Dave's a mess."


Slapshot... classic...

Dude i think that slapshot is one of the best movie translated in french ( Quebecois )

I ALWAYS watch english movies but when it comes to slapshot, gotta see it in french.

Dave's s't'un Killer, Dave S't'un Tueur... Dave yeh maganer !

I'd like ther to be into culture and shit too ...


Shallow hal

Too funny.... I will definitely check it out in French translation.

Btw, I did have to edit my original reply... Slapshot not Slapstick...
My bad...

On any given sunday anything can happen. You can either win or loose!

roflmfao :D

That IS one of the best lines ever.

I love Kevin Smith.

FunB keeps telling me that I gotta see "Clerks".
I haven't seen it yet!

I've been giggling to myself all damn afternoon about that line.

Guess I'll have to buy the DVD.

"Oh yeah, nothing says respect like a piece of lycra shoved up your ass." -- Rock Star

Hahahahhaha
Huggs!
Lady Sharlot :-)

"Good... Bad... I'm the guy with the gun."

"Give me some sugar, baby"

"I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"

"What do you say we have some champagne, eh baby? After all, I'm a man and you're a woman, at least last time I checked"

"Who's laughing now? Who's laughing now?"

"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and shit, and Jack left town."

"Yo, she-bitch! Let's go!"

"Ash: Name's Ash. Housewares."

That is the line that came to mind when I saw this thread title ... and after reading through it, it's time for a trip to the video store.

However, a personal favorite comes from What's Up, Doc.

Ryan O'Neal: But love means never having to say you're sorry.
Barbara Streisand: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

"There's nothing wrong with going nowhere son, it's a privilege of youth."
Gardner (Kevin Costner, Fandago)

"We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, leaughers...Also a quart of tequilla, a quart of rum, a case of budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls...But the only thing that worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge..."
Hunter S. Thompson (Johnny Depp, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

"It should take you 4 seconds to get from here to that door. I'll give you two."
Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn Breakfast at Tiffany's)

"Excuse me. Is that angora?"
Johnny Depp as Ed Wood

"Christ. Seven years of college down the drain. Might as well join the fucking Peace Corps."
Bluto (John Belushi Animal House)

"And this one time, at Band Camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy"
Michele (Alyson Hannigan American Pie)

"Excuse me? Are we going to see the basement?
There's no basement at the Alamo, silly!"
Pee Wee's Big Adventure

"Did you fuck my wife?"
"What?"
"Did you fuck my wife?"
Deniro and Pesci in Raging Bull


"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"
Sgt Hartman (Full Metal Jacket)

"You know how to whistle don't you...just put your lips together
and blow"
Slim (Lauren Bacall To Have and Have Not)

Danny_C, OMG!!! You rock!!! I love the Evil Dead movies! My friend met the guy who plays Ash. He was signing copies of his autobiography at a bookstore, and my friend told him that he wanted to be a filmmaker. He signed the book "I feel very sorry for you, Bruce Campbell".

"You call that a knife...Now that's a knife"

We're not dead yet...

- James Bond


To whom was he saying that ?

Gordy: I'll see ya
Chris: Not if I see you first.


Stand By Me!

Will Wheaton is Gordy and River Phoenix is Chris!

OOooo.. My fave movie! and that line give me the shivers and Chris walks away and disappears!

:(

"Man, I've got vision and the rest of the world wears bifocals."
Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.
:D

Do you feel lucky, punk?