my Grandpa sends me "holy" mail
my granpy sends me this kind of stuff ALL day long, he has his own folder :p
but this one was pretty cute.. just thought I would share.. hehehe If this doesn't put a smile on your face..... Nothing will. THIS ONE IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by an 8-year-old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his third-grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. Wonder if any of us could do as well?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~ EXPLAIN GOD One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leaves that to mothers and fathers. God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your Mom and Dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have. Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church. Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and people finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind, like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said "O.K." His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important. You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time. You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway. If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids. But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases. And...that's why I believe in God. ********** Keep these thoughts with you throughout the coming years! 1. If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it. 2. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it. 3. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning. 4. Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen. 5. He could live anywhere in the universe, and He chose your heart. 6. What about the Christmas gift He sent you in Bethlehem; not to mention that Friday at Calvary. Face it, He's crazy about you. Send this to the people you're crazy about. I thought this was pretty special, just like you. Pass this on and brighten someone's day, and remember: God answers Knee-Mail. |
That's too cute sweety! Thx for posting!
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That is cute. I have a friend, however, that sends me 8-10 of those a day sometimes. I've tried politely to ask her not to do that ... it's gotten to where if I get an email from her that has an attachment I just delete it before I open it. Cute is one thing ... but let's not overdo it.
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Thanks for sharing Aria !:D |
Very smart child !
Too bad he's going to hell though. Christians fucking crack me up. They think that they are going to Heaven just because they "accept me as their savior ... HAH! :rolleyes: |
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