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ARiA 01-07-2003 03:47 PM

my Grandpa sends me "holy" mail
 
my granpy sends me this kind of stuff ALL day long, he has his own folder :p
but this one was pretty cute.. just thought I would share.. hehehe

If this doesn't put a smile on your face..... Nothing will.



THIS ONE IS FABULOUS!!! It was written by an

8-year-old, Danny Dutton of Chula Vista, CA, for his

third-grade homework assignment. The assignment

was to explain God. Wonder if any of us could do as

well?"

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EXPLAIN GOD


One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them

to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough

people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't

make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are

smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have

to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and

walk. He can just leaves that to mothers and fathers.


God's second most important job is listening to

prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some

people, like preachers and things, pray at times

beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the

radio or TV because of this.


God sees everything and hears everything and is

everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you

shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your Mom

and Dad's head asking for something they said you

couldn't have.


Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't

think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there

aren't any who come to our church.


Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work

like walking on water and performing miracles and

people finally got tired of Him preaching to them and

they crucified Him. But He was good and kind, like His

Father and He told His Father that they didn't know

what they were doing and to forgive them and God said

"O.K."


His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done

and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He

didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could

stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad

out by listening to prayers and seeing things which

are important for God to take care of and which ones

He can take care of Himself without having to bother

God. Like a secretary, only more important. You can

pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you

because they got it worked out so one of them is on

duty all the time.


You should always go to church on Sunday because it

makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to

make happy, it's God. Don't skip church to do

something you think will be more fun like going to the

beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the

beach until noon anyway.


If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist,

you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go

everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is

good to know He's around you when you're scared in the

dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into

real deep water by big kids.


But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can

do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take

me back anytime He pleases. And...that's why I believe

in God.

**********

Keep these thoughts with you throughout the coming years!

1. If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

2. If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.

3. He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every

morning.

4. Whenever you want to talk, He'll listen.

5. He could live anywhere in the universe, and He chose

your heart.

6. What about the Christmas gift He sent you in Bethlehem; not to

mention that Friday at Calvary.


Face it, He's crazy about you.

Send this to the people you're crazy about. I thought this was

pretty special, just like you. Pass this on and brighten someone's day,

and remember:


God answers Knee-Mail.

wsjb78 01-07-2003 04:16 PM

That's too cute sweety! Thx for posting!

pornodoggy 01-08-2003 01:01 AM

That is cute. I have a friend, however, that sends me 8-10 of those a day sometimes. I've tried politely to ask her not to do that ... it's gotten to where if I get an email from her that has an attachment I just delete it before I open it. Cute is one thing ... but let's not overdo it.

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 01-08-2003 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornodoggy
That is cute. I have a friend, however, that sends me 8-10 of those a day sometimes. I've tried politely to ask her not to do that ... it's gotten to where if I get an email from her that has an attachment I just delete it before I open it. Cute is one thing ... but let's not overdo it.
I used to LOVE Art Linkletter (and Bill Cosby that followed him) :D

Thanks for sharing Aria !:D

GOD 01-09-2003 04:56 PM

Very smart child !
Too bad he's going to hell though. Christians fucking crack me up.
They think that they are going to Heaven just because they "accept me as their savior ... HAH! :rolleyes:

Funbrunette 01-09-2003 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GOD
Very smart child !
Too bad he's going to hell though. Christians fucking crack me up.
They think that they are going to Heaven just because they "accept me as their savior ... HAH! :rolleyes:

LMAO!!!!!


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