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Funbrunette 05-23-2009 11:52 AM

WHY it's NOT a good idea to give a guy a BJ in a car!
 
Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

Tuesday, May 5, 2009



A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

OUCH! :laughout:

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02...EX_175x125.jpg

Yngwie 05-23-2009 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Funbrunette (Post 157409)
Woman bites lover's penis off in car crash

Tuesday, May 5, 2009



A boss and his secretary who were having an affair saw their romantic tryst interrupted in a wince-inducing manner - after a car crash led her to accidentally bite his penis off.
According to reports in China Press and Sin Chew Daily, the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on her boss in a car in a Singapore park, when the car was struck by a reversing van.

The impact caused her to bite the man's penis off.

OUCH! :laughout:

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/02...EX_175x125.jpg

LOL how ironic.. She bites the guys dick off and of the places reporting it there's "Sin Chew Daily".. To me that's funny, but than again, I have a fucked up sense of humor.

TheLegacy 05-23-2009 07:01 PM

World According to Garp

same thing

BigBrownKablooey 05-24-2009 02:55 PM

this is making me nauseous.

Evil Chris 05-25-2009 10:17 AM

I can barely read stories like that. Moving on!!!

fantastvik 05-25-2009 12:02 PM

so we have an accidental Bobbit here....

Kenny B 05-26-2009 01:57 PM

Loses his dick and now 50%, talk about a bad day!

SexArise! Chick 05-26-2009 10:42 PM

Ouch! Higher insurance and he didn't even get to cum. LOL

12ClicksMichele 05-27-2009 09:03 AM

Poetic justice.

Evil Chris 05-27-2009 09:30 AM

Re-visiting this thread... and I'd bet that most women over the age of 25 have given a BJ in a moving car, whether to the driver or someone else.

;)

Vid Vicious 05-28-2009 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Chris (Post 157509)
Re-visiting this thread... and I'd bet that most women over the age of 25 have given a BJ in a moving car, whether to the driver or someone else.

;)

why over the age of 25 ?? I've gotten many BJ's in my teens and early twentys

student4ever 05-29-2009 06:50 PM

WHY it's NOT a good idea to give a guy a BJ in a car!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 157417)
World According to Garp

same thing

that was my first thought too!

of course... given the opportunity to get a BJ in a car, it's a lesson that I have NOT learned... :laughout:

and yes,
Quote:

Sin Chew Daily
made me laugh too :laughout:

Wolf 05-30-2009 02:36 AM

I think that would cause more than a wince. :scram:

Cyndalie 06-01-2009 01:32 PM

Question on everyones mind is... Did she swallow?

Stephane76 06-01-2009 03:12 PM

BJ's while driving Rock!

student4ever 06-01-2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 158003)
Question on everyones mind is... Did she swallow?

oh, you had to go there! :laughout:

kiwigirl 06-01-2009 05:12 PM

OMG ouch and good to know. LOL


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