We need a "feel free to whore" thread
 

If 1 post is 1 point, and 1 referral is 50 points... then we need a thread to go hog wild and post like nuts in.
Has to be good posts tho... anything you want, just has to be more than a few words, and not just a post with only a smiley.

But, anything else goes... find a list of 1000 one liners or something and post to earn yourself 1000 points and win the contest.

What do ya think? :D

I just had 6 sandwitches and it´s one a clock at night here in GOthenburg Sweden where I live...

My girlfriend is out ona party with her job and im all alone :(

So... are you looking for a whore, or looking to be a whore? :D

Bend over Stuart, ima show you what a whore is. :D

Did somebody mention whores? ::-|
Oh StuartD. Not into manwhores. :(

You guys are such whores hahahahaha

twinkley

PS - especially Darin!

Yeah, but you love it don't ya?

Don't deny it :nyanya:

I'll take that as a compliment Twinkley, only cause it comes from you!

:D

Damn. I feel left out. Nobody called me a whore. :(

Sorry dude, but ya get no lovin till ya put out... like Darin does :xthumbs:

I might be a whore but you're my bitch.

Well, that's all well and good, but who will be my bitch? :rolleyes:

Damn. I'd rather be a whore than someone's bitch. ::-|

Mister X is your bitch, didn't you know? :D

I thought you had all your bitches getting you referrals. What are they? Borrowed bitches? :D

one night stands :D

Nonononononononono! I'm Twinkley's bitch! And don't you forget it!

But I thought you were a bitch to many??

Now that I can believe! :D

Nahhhhhh. Whore to many, bitch to one.

Can we put that on your tombstone :D

I think Jet Li put it best at the end of the movie "The One" when he said...

"I am nobodies bitch.. you are all my bitch!" You have to read that with a chinese accent, it has more effect :bonk:

Nope. I plan to be alive long after Darin wears you out. :D

Whatever fantasies get you through the night dude. ;)

Wont be long. Stuart is a wussy.

Hehe No I think im looking for a whore :) Do not wanna be one myselfe I think ;)

You sure? It pays good money :D

Or at least, Darin pays pretty good for it. He has to... how else would he get any? :p

Well stuart the way I look I think I have to pay the customer if I wanna be one ;)

Ah yes... the right of passage... when the bitch becomes the whore... I understand now ;)

So, judging by this thread, I take it ANY posts count?