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Cyndalie 04-19-2007 09:24 AM

Top 10 Reasons to Enjoy Porn
 
1. It puts you in the 'mood'. "It is healthy to watch porn before having sex."
2. It can help couples experiment (ideas!).
3. Foreplay..."Porno movies are good to watch because it can help sexually arouse you." (uh, isn't that what your partner is for?)
4. Comedy! Dialogue and shootoffs from real movies into pornos can be hilarious.
5. "porno movies practice safe sex. The male always has a condom on, which will help cue your partner to put one on." uhhh...
6. "porn movies are good examples of what you should and should not do." Talk a bit first - then give oral pleasure. Then fuck her 6 ways to Sunday.
7. "Porn can help an insecure person not feel alone during sex." You can cum at the same time as the people in the movie! Who cares about your partner, when or if they cum.
8. Women should watch porn to check out the porno women...hahaha.. get this, because "Seeing those women and their horrible boob jobs and some what distorted bodies might help a woman decide not to want to go into the porno industry."
9. Women seeing porn will realize that boob jobs are not 'all that' and the women of porn are not all that good looking..."Men for some reason fanaticize about the women in the porno movies, but I can assure you that you probably look better than them." Boost of Self Confidence (?) ... Hey that's an ugly slut! oh kay....
10. Watching porn is good for your relationship...it will make you horny whether you want it or not - Especially hardcore, because softcore is, well, soft.


I'm not making this up ... here's the article
http://media.sundial.csun.edu/media/...-2850951.shtml

TheLegacy 04-19-2007 09:36 AM

it also helps me to stop shooting in my eye during bukkake

lulu 04-19-2007 12:40 PM

another reason to watch porn... to admire the various sears catalogue poses that men have when their getting a blow job. the most common, is the hand on the hip and a leg up on a chair or someting; with the far away look in their eyes. lol

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Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 122769)
it also helps me to stop shooting in my eye during bukkake

lmao. i'm starting to look for your posts. i'm just going to start stalking you online rob.

Funbrunette 04-19-2007 01:17 PM

Hehehehehe! Amusing! :laughout:

TheLegacy 04-19-2007 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lulu (Post 122793)

lmao. i'm starting to look for your posts. i'm just going to start stalking you online rob.


I am honored - if your going to throw panties my way - I take a size 36 waist

Cyndalie 04-19-2007 02:32 PM

Watching porn can give you a new perspective on life

http://throatfuckers.cumfixxx.com/wp...ce_blowjob.jpg

SmokingDawn 04-20-2007 01:24 AM

LOL..nice article and list Cyn

TheLegacy 04-20-2007 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 122801)
Watching porn can give you a new perspective on life


this is why I never watch porn from the rear view window on the DVD player in my SUV

http://www2.b3ta.com/images/tailpipe.jpg

lulu 04-20-2007 12:07 PM

jeezuz rob. that's so wrong.

TheLegacy 04-20-2007 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by lulu (Post 122844)
jeezuz rob. that's so wrong.

LOL.. thats why I dont watch porn from the rear window of my truck .. get caught in the moment

jackbdirty 04-21-2007 04:44 AM

Top ten reasons #1) its Porn!!... uh... the other 9 reasons are the same... LOL

That's why!

Jack


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