Desert Island Castaways.
 

How many of you guys could manage if you were cast away on a deserted island? And if you could take a book with you..other than the Bible, and Shakespeare, which book would you take ?

I would totally veg out with no toys to play with! Books.... Isn't there some kind of selfhelp book called "Be Your Own Best Friend" or something like that? :D

I would take "Deserted on an island for Dummies"... :D

If your by yourself???

1001 ways to masterbate? hahaha

hehehehe.... that's good...
Oh shit... Electra, can I take TWO books??? LOL

Hmmm I'd take Einsteins's Monsters by Martin Amis, and I'd like to take Bono with me too, and some sunscreen, a razor and a toothbrush and toothpaste please! :) OH and my chanel shades, can't live without em!

OK if no Bono, then a vibrator and my CD walkman, with an endless supply of batteries (who knows how long you'd be there for! rofl)

Luke.. fuck the desert island.. where do you buy that book???

:D

Couldn't you just bring a solor powered one??? :D

Haven't seen one...maybe you could write it...hehe

ok.. I now need everyone to post their favoirte masturbation technique... i'll be sure to give you due credit.. but royalties may be a problem... haha

Awwwww Luke you are a genius! lol I should get on that now, LOL

Looked around for you but couldn't find one. :(

Maybe I'll order one of those invention kits and become a millionair......not.

luke.. I thought you were already a millionaire???

hows that massage chair???

What's up Greg.

I wish! One day though :D

And its still working pretty damn good, had to order a replacment part for it when I first got it here cause something broken while it was being shipped. But they send it to me in a couple of days for free. Gotta love that.

Stuart Smalley's "Daily Affirmation" and a mirror (rock on to my fellow SNL fans out there :D )

:cool:

What's the mirror for? To signal for rescue or just to make sure you're still looking good...on an island by yourself? :D

When the Coast Guard eventually came to rescue you guys he would just find a big pile of bones...no puns, I didn't say boners..lol. You guys should have spent more time trying to catch fish and find coconuts...you would all have died happy though lol

It relates to Stuart Smalley's "Daily Affirmation". In an older Saturday Night Live show sketch, he made a spoof about people feeling good about themselves in which he would gaze at himself lovingly in a mirror and give himself a peptalk...followed by the words "...and doggonnit, people like me!"

LOL you'll just have to see it, it's funny as hell

:D

I would take..

" HOW TO GET OFF A DESERTED ISLAND WITH ONLY A BIBLE AND SHAKESPEAR FOR DUMMIES "

:D

Great question! I think I would take one of my favorite Vegetarian cook book! :D

I think I remember that skip but not too well. I'll have to catch some of the reruns on comedy central. :)