Desert Island Castaways.
How many of you guys could manage if you were cast away on a deserted island? And if you could take a book with you..other than the Bible, and Shakespeare, which book would you take ?
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I would totally veg out with no toys to play with! Books.... Isn't there some kind of selfhelp book called "Be Your Own Best Friend" or something like that? :D
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I would take "Deserted on an island for Dummies"... :D
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If your by yourself???
1001 ways to masterbate? hahaha |
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hehehehe.... that's good... Oh shit... Electra, can I take TWO books??? LOL |
Hmmm I'd take Einsteins's Monsters by Martin Amis, and I'd like to take Bono with me too, and some sunscreen, a razor and a toothbrush and toothpaste please! :) OH and my chanel shades, can't live without em!
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OK if no Bono, then a vibrator and my CD walkman, with an endless supply of batteries (who knows how long you'd be there for! rofl)
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Luke.. fuck the desert island.. where do you buy that book???
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ok.. I now need everyone to post their favoirte masturbation technique... i'll be sure to give you due credit.. but royalties may be a problem... haha
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Looked around for you but couldn't find one. :(
Maybe I'll order one of those invention kits and become a millionair......not. |
luke.. I thought you were already a millionaire???
hows that massage chair??? |
What's up Greg.
I wish! One day though :D And its still working pretty damn good, had to order a replacment part for it when I first got it here cause something broken while it was being shipped. But they send it to me in a couple of days for free. Gotta love that. |
Stuart Smalley's "Daily Affirmation" and a mirror (rock on to my fellow SNL fans out there :D )
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What's the mirror for? To signal for rescue or just to make sure you're still looking good...on an island by yourself? :D
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When the Coast Guard eventually came to rescue you guys he would just find a big pile of bones...no puns, I didn't say boners..lol. You guys should have spent more time trying to catch fish and find coconuts...you would all have died happy though lol
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LOL you'll just have to see it, it's funny as hell :D |
I would take..
" HOW TO GET OFF A DESERTED ISLAND WITH ONLY A BIBLE AND SHAKESPEAR FOR DUMMIES " :D |
Great question! I think I would take one of my favorite Vegetarian cook book! :D
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I think I remember that skip but not too well. I'll have to catch some of the reruns on comedy central. :)
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