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Electra 09-06-2002 02:14 PM

Desert Island Castaways.
 
How many of you guys could manage if you were cast away on a deserted island? And if you could take a book with you..other than the Bible, and Shakespeare, which book would you take ?

Mister X 09-06-2002 02:19 PM

I would totally veg out with no toys to play with! Books.... Isn't there some kind of selfhelp book called "Be Your Own Best Friend" or something like that? :D

Evil Chris 09-06-2002 04:50 PM

I would take "Deserted on an island for Dummies"... :D

luke 09-06-2002 04:52 PM

If your by yourself???

1001 ways to masterbate? hahaha

Evil Chris 09-06-2002 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by luke
If your by yourself???

1001 ways to masterbate? hahaha


hehehehe.... that's good...
Oh shit... Electra, can I take TWO books??? LOL

Shann 09-06-2002 06:07 PM

Hmmm I'd take Einsteins's Monsters by Martin Amis, and I'd like to take Bono with me too, and some sunscreen, a razor and a toothbrush and toothpaste please! :) OH and my chanel shades, can't live without em!

Shann 09-06-2002 06:08 PM

OK if no Bono, then a vibrator and my CD walkman, with an endless supply of batteries (who knows how long you'd be there for! rofl)

gregtx 09-06-2002 06:24 PM

Luke.. fuck the desert island.. where do you buy that book???

:D

luke 09-07-2002 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shann
OK if no Bono, then a vibrator and my CD walkman, with an endless supply of batteries (who knows how long you'd be there for! rofl)
Couldn't you just bring a solor powered one??? :D

Quote:

Originally posted by gregtx
Luke.. fuck the desert island.. where do you buy that book???

:D

Haven't seen one...maybe you could write it...hehe

gregtx 09-07-2002 03:42 AM

ok.. I now need everyone to post their favoirte masturbation technique... i'll be sure to give you due credit.. but royalties may be a problem... haha

Shann 09-07-2002 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by luke


Couldn't you just bring a solor powered one??? :D



Awwwww Luke you are a genius! lol I should get on that now, LOL

luke 09-07-2002 01:42 PM

Looked around for you but couldn't find one. :(

Maybe I'll order one of those invention kits and become a millionair......not.

gregtx 09-07-2002 01:50 PM

luke.. I thought you were already a millionaire???

hows that massage chair???

luke 09-07-2002 02:05 PM

What's up Greg.

I wish! One day though :D

And its still working pretty damn good, had to order a replacment part for it when I first got it here cause something broken while it was being shipped. But they send it to me in a couple of days for free. Gotta love that.

Magick 09-07-2002 11:20 PM

Stuart Smalley's "Daily Affirmation" and a mirror (rock on to my fellow SNL fans out there :D )

:cool:

luke 09-08-2002 03:04 AM

What's the mirror for? To signal for rescue or just to make sure you're still looking good...on an island by yourself? :D

Electra 09-08-2002 12:50 PM

When the Coast Guard eventually came to rescue you guys he would just find a big pile of bones...no puns, I didn't say boners..lol. You guys should have spent more time trying to catch fish and find coconuts...you would all have died happy though lol

Magick 09-08-2002 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by luke
What's the mirror for? To signal for rescue or just to make sure you're still looking good...on an island by yourself? :D
It relates to Stuart Smalley's "Daily Affirmation". In an older Saturday Night Live show sketch, he made a spoof about people feeling good about themselves in which he would gaze at himself lovingly in a mirror and give himself a peptalk...followed by the words "...and doggonnit, people like me!"

LOL you'll just have to see it, it's funny as hell

:D

Darin 09-08-2002 07:52 PM

I would take..

" HOW TO GET OFF A DESERTED ISLAND WITH ONLY A BIBLE AND SHAKESPEAR FOR DUMMIES "

:D

Funbrunette 09-08-2002 08:26 PM

Great question! I think I would take one of my favorite Vegetarian cook book! :D

luke 09-09-2002 03:04 PM

I think I remember that skip but not too well. I'll have to catch some of the reruns on comedy central. :)


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