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-=HUNGRYMAN=- 04-23-2003 02:48 PM

BEER DRINKERS - Medical Alert !!!
 
Yesterday, university scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:


1) Gained weight.
2) Talked excessively without making sense.
3) Became overly emotional.
4) Couldn't drive.
5) Failed to think rationally.
6) Argued over nothing.
7) Had to sit down while urinating.
8) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

skillfull 04-23-2003 05:51 PM

hahahahahhaa :D
really funny :)

swoop 04-23-2003 06:34 PM

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Argued over nothing.
I fail to belive this to be a true study :)

Mister X 04-23-2003 09:00 PM

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Originally posted by swoop
I fail to belive this to be a true study :)
You're right. If it were real it would be "argue over everything" :D

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 04-23-2003 09:21 PM

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Originally posted by Mister X
You're right. If it were real it would be "argue over everything" :D
Stu ... YOU ROCK !!!!!:cool: :D

Mister X 04-24-2003 12:32 AM

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Originally posted by -=HUNGRYMAN=-
Stu ... YOU ROCK !!!!!:cool: :D
Hehe. I very rarely let my MCP side out... but if you don't do it once in a while something bad will happen. :D

Nano 04-24-2003 05:58 AM

Smart, really smart... :bonk:

Cyndalie 04-24-2003 11:34 AM

Man, when I drink beer all those symptoms go away!

LOL :glugglug:


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