He he he !
 

That is so funny:

A conversation between George W. Bush and his National Security
Advisor, Mr. Condoleeza Rice:

GEORGE: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

GEORGE: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

GEORGE: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

GEORGE: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.

GEORGE: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.

GEORGE: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.

GEORGE: You know, the new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.

GEORGE: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.

GEORGE: Now whaddya' asking me for? I thought you had the report.
Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China.

GEORGE: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.

GEORGE: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader
of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.

GEORGE: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the
Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.

GEORGE: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.

GEORGE: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.

GEORGE: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.

GEORGE: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of
China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?

GEORGE: Oh, No thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?

GEORGE: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.

GEORGE: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.
And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.

GEORGE: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?

GEORGE: Milk! And, will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?

GEORGE: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

GEORGE: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the
U.N.
Condi: Kofi.

GEORGE: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.

GEORGE: Rice? Sure - why not! Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.
Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle
East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

That's scary... I think that could be true...
Anyway, it's a good laugh!