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cthulhu_waves 06-04-2010 09:11 AM

Funny Sex And The City 2 Movie Review
 
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I just read this today and I wanted to share this. This has got to be the most funniest movie review I've read about the SATC 2.

Quote:

Gnawing our cheeks at night, clutching at sweaty sheets, our faces hollow and gray, our once-bright eyes dimmed by the pain of too many questions. Sometimes we cry out, en masse, to a faceless god and a cold, indifferent universe that holds its secrets close. What... rasps the death rattle of our collective sanity. What is the lubrication level of Samantha Jones's 52-year-old vagina? Has the change of life dulled its sparkle? Do its aged and withered depths finally chafe from the endless pounding, pounding, pounding—cruel phallic penance demanded by the emotionally barren sexual compulsive from which it hangs? If I do not receive an update on the deep, gray caverns of Jones, I shall surely die!
Read the entire review here.

AdultLabsPromo 06-04-2010 10:54 AM

A lot of people find Sex and the city 1 quite enjoyable and money worthy and I think that the sequel will be even more appreciated...despite the many bad reviews

CamsMaster 06-04-2010 11:43 AM

:), yeah women movies :)

dyonisus 06-07-2010 09:57 AM

hahaha chafed 52 yr old vagina! That is a deterrent if ever I saw one!

Evil Chris 06-07-2010 11:03 AM

Not my thing at all.

plugin 06-10-2010 02:27 PM

I've never watched the tv series. I have not seen the first movie, and I have no plans to see the second

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