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twinkley 02-20-2003 01:49 PM

Geography of women and men...
 
Geography

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered,half wild,
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to
trade especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm
and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are
unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all
conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no
one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick.



hehehehehe I thought this was hysterical!!

twinkley

Funbrunette 02-20-2003 02:03 PM

LMAO!!!! :xthumbs:

Pidgin 02-20-2003 02:08 PM

Unless the woman gets married and then she is Iraq as well :D
MUHAHAHA

wsjb78 02-20-2003 02:50 PM

ROTFLMAO!

Mister X 02-21-2003 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXManager
Unless the woman gets married and then she is Iraq as well :D
MUHAHAHA

Most of the women I know DO the ruling. :p


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