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painful 06-12-2008 12:40 AM

Monster cock and gallons of JIZZ
 
Ok, so this new thing I see out there are these guys with cocks the size of my arm, and more than one guy usually, screwing some young girl and then shooting their load on her like a continuous firehose. It HAS to be fake. I know it is, but why do people believe this shit. I find it funny. If you notice, every single one the guy is constantly holding onto the base of his cock, and more times that not the guy is wearing pants, I assume to hide the fact that his schlong would fall off if he let go or you would be able to see the seam.

On top of that, the guy shoots so much jizz that he could fill a 2 liter bottle, and he's still standing afterwards.

My question to all of you, where can I get this fake cock that squirts? I want one for halloween!

Ha ha ha.

Panky 06-12-2008 10:39 AM

It isn't about being believable. It's just catering to a fantasy. The people who jerk off to it don't care that it is fake. It's just the thought of themselves being that big and able to do that or the thrill in watching it being done to some chick.

painful 06-12-2008 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Panky (Post 144744)
It isn't about being believable. It's just catering to a fantasy. The people who jerk off to it don't care that it is fake. It's just the thought of themselves being that big and able to do that or the thrill in watching it being done to some chick.

Oh, I know, and I'm sure it sells really well. I just think it's funny.

Cyndalie 06-13-2008 09:31 AM

some of them are wearing sleeves I think - fake cocks that go over their real cocks.

cardinalvices 06-13-2008 10:34 AM

Cyn did you get my email? ;)

Casa Nova 06-13-2008 11:15 AM

I must know the answer to this aswell

NicAngel 06-13-2008 01:36 PM

I think it's great... I like to watch those when I need a good laugh :D

Evil Chris 06-13-2008 03:36 PM

The female equivalent being the continuous squirt.
I think it's pretty funny too, but even funnier when people buy into it thinking it's real.

painful 06-13-2008 08:01 PM

See, it's really funny to me because I HAVE a huge cock like that. :) I pass out from blood starvation to the brain everytime a hot girl rubs on me. It isn't as glamorous as what they show. Ha ha ha. Just kidding of course, it's bigger.

MediaGuy 06-14-2008 08:59 PM

Nah nah it's like the whole Mastasia fantasy... just a fantasy.

People with such a hang up on a body part that no matter how hung or humongous it is, it's a TURN ON...

:)

painful 06-17-2008 02:18 AM

I wonder if it goes the other way. I wonder if there are people out there who get turned on by guys with little dicks. A girl I have been playing with lately used to be married to a guy whose dick was not even as big as my limp cock and he was fully erect. I myself have a 7 3/4 inch cock, I can prove it. His she said was about 3 inches, no joke. Crazy. I wonder if midget dicks would be a good site to make.

Even unendowed men could be pornstars!

Mr. Plow 06-18-2008 02:07 PM

A friend of mine in the biz likes to say that no matter what your age, your body type or what you're in to, somebody will pay to see you naked:P


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