Jesus just Txt'd me the 10 Commandments
 

1. no1 b4 me. srsly.

2. dnt wrshp pix/idols

3. no omg's

4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)

5. pos ok - ur m&d r cool

6. dnt kill ppl

7. :-X only w/ m8

8. dnt steal

9. dnt lie re: bf

10. dnt ogle ur bf's m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.

M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.

ttyl, JHWH.

ps. wwjd?

lollerskatez!

LOL. That is pretty funny.

I'm getting old. It took me forever to figure out m8 and what the fuck does #5 mean?

I'm trying to picture Charelton Heston explaining this to a bunch of teenage girls at the mall.

Nice - spilled coffee on my keyboard