the TV show...
 

passionate sex... :D

So my girlfriend just dumped me. Anyway, I think I knew things were going downhill when she developed this habit where she had to watch television when we were making love.
And it became a real issue when she started watching the TV show COPS.
I mean, maybe it’s just me, but I find it distracting to be in the middle of passionate sex, and you suddenly hear things like:
"Freeze!"
"Lie face down and spread'em!"
"Put your hands behind your head!"

ok the redeye thread was a bit strange...

but now I'm completely baffled. :bonk:

hey..have you been into drugs?hehehehe....better be careful with your GF...and be thankful she dumped you..

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What a coincidence! I just met a girl who likes to dress up in a cop shirt, pull out handcuffs and yell things like:

"Freeze!"
"Lie face down and spread'em!"
"Put your hands behind your head!"

:bonk: :bonk:

Funny, I was thinking of the other way around..

"Put your hands between my legs and Lie your face down"

For some reason, you got the lyrics for Sir Psycho Sexy in my head....

"I could feel her gettin' wet through her uniform..."

welcome back gurl...

thanks! :)

oh, i love it!!! :)

lmao

haha..your story is funny..welcome back..

haha..your gf is a psycho! :)