Who's the boss?
 

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, "I want the men to make two lines.

One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.

I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone and there were two lines of men. The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you to be the head of your household. You have been disobedient and not fulfilled your purpose. I told you to be the spiritual leader in your family.

Of all of you only one obeyed." "Learn from him. Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."

Somebody gonna get a smack for that one! :winking:

sad but true :)

lol, that really a good one!!!

Yes ... I remember that day ...

Was tha not YOU in that line Chris? :p

I'd strike his balls for that! lol

Mouahahahahhahahahha! :cackle:

I'm the head of my household, but I definately make sure my wife is happy. Her and my daughter are both spoiled. :)

But I do call all the financial shots and stuff.