Hey my business loan was approved?
 

Like 28 times a day! :laughout:

What are some of the common spams you're getting these days, and what are you doing about them if anything?

I often get offers for penis enlargement.

Huh...

So.

all my damn spam is for my small penis :( How did they find out!?:geez: lol

Fake Vuiton Bags, fake Rolexes, and ex-classmates and "worshippers" adding me to their "list"...

Then there's the "hot brunette does unspeakable things with a manster" stuff...

Then last is the Viagra/Cialis stuff...


There's also stuff from "sales" and "sales department" that have recent news headlines as subject headers which I have no idea what they're about.

OH and I almost forgot - viruses and whatnot from myself and co-workers...

So, not much, eh?

My boyfriend's penis keeps slipping out! ;)

I get penis stuff and stock crap. and the all so wonderful non member asking how much to spend the night with me..

Some girls will actually do that! It's unbelievable. I never would though.

I only get the stock spam... the rest seems to filter through my junk filter with thunderbird. Once you train that filter it works pretty good.

fast cash advances
ecards
horny camgirls

If I answered half of the spam I get, I would have breasts as big as FB and a bank account like EChris

[Subject] Prince Harry Honors Diana at 10-Year Memorial Service

[Body]Genuine Viagra here: http://www.darwininternationallimited.com/

I love that one, I keep wondering if its cause she's a loose slut:confused:

my boyfriends phallus keeps slipping out

i dont have one the btw!

what she said..

mine all say stuff like... XNations news for 30 August

But that's all good spam. :heart: :laughout:

i got mine like...I won the Lottery...for the nth time!! damn spammers...it keeping my hopes high :P

I'm getting nfl and adobe spam

I actually have a folder on my Yahoo mail account called "Nigerian Scams".
It's more of a folder for jokes now than anything else.

I used to like that truly bizarre spam that just random-jumbled words and phrases... it made for some surreal poetry sometimes...

My inbox is full of spam! Damn I have to change the e-mail provider

These are all legit biz offers and you people should not be making fun of them.
Once that biz loan comes in and my penis grows to new heights you will be sorry.
Plus I have a banker in Nigeria who is going to send me a wad of cash.

You still waiting? Hell I got my millions, spent it all, and am going to get another ten million next week. Nick@ilynx told me about this wonderful offer and I can't thank him enough.

I keep winning the lottery over in England. Must have been really drunk that night because I dont even remember flying over and buying the tickets.