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Crak_JMan 03-14-2008 12:34 PM

Who is your best friend???
 
Your wife is NOT your best friend!


If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you!

Ronaldo 03-14-2008 12:44 PM

lol, good one. But my wife is my best friend...hands down.

Quagmire 03-14-2008 12:58 PM

Friends are overrated and eat up way too much of your free time which could be better spent masturbating or playing video games.

Crak_JMan 03-14-2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ronaldo (Post 141798)
lol, good one. But my wife is my best friend...hands down.

So she likes being in the trunk?

Ronaldo 03-14-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan (Post 141801)
So she likes being in the trunk?

She likes it IN the trunk.

Crak_JMan 03-14-2008 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 141800)
Friends are overrated and eat up way too much of your free time which could be better spent masturbating or playing video games.

Why masturbate or play games alone when you could do it with a friend???

TheLegacy 03-14-2008 01:56 PM

OMG -I just tried it - ITS SOOOO TRUE !!!

Doug of Montreal 03-14-2008 02:16 PM

My wife, for sure... I just haven't met her yet! :)

Xrated J 03-14-2008 03:16 PM

my dogs.

Virgule3 03-14-2008 06:16 PM

Still single here... My two adorable dogs for sure...

Sophie.

Jimmidean 03-16-2008 02:14 PM

What is this "friends" thing I keep hearing about?

Rochard 03-17-2008 12:31 PM

If I locked my wife in my trunk with my dog one of them would surely kill me.

Slippery 03-18-2008 10:21 AM

:spit:
OMG now I need a new keyboard!

Stephane76 03-18-2008 02:58 PM

ahhaah good one man

Stinger 03-19-2008 12:50 PM

My Right hand and My Guitar Hero are my best friends....

My GF in my trunk... At 5 feet tall, she would find a way to get out and leave with the Dam Car ;) Ho wait... I might want to try this one lolllllll

SFS 03-20-2008 01:37 PM

LOL...

My wife is my best friend...

DonMike 03-25-2008 01:11 PM

This thread reminds me of that song by Angels & Airwaves, "It Hurts"...

How did I let her inside?
We're dripping of sweat, I'm feeling alright
Her lips were the last thing touched tonight
Your best friend is not your girlfriend

It hurts


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