'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'
 

'MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD'

'Hello, is this the Police Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Jack Murphy...He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood!

Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve St Johns Police Officers descend on Jack's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Jack and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Jack's house.

'Hey, Jack! This here's Floyd....Did the Police come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

(Newfies know how to get'er done)

LOL! That's a good one!

Nice.... I love newfie jokes. Any more?

whats a newfie?

Ha Ha . . . That's a nice one!

lol, what a great idea.

what's a newfie, hmmm, non CDN there Id say EH!!!
A person from newfoundland, actually its a derogatory statement which places people from the east coast of canada as stupid or imbeciles.

but I gotta say, that joke makes that dude look like the smartest mo fo in town!

LOL!

But if it's firewood isn't it already chopped? Otherwise it's just wood, or logs, no?

But do you know why the newfie jokes are so simple?
It's so the non-newfies can understand them.

It's actually not that derogatory. I know newfies who tell newfie jokes.

Newfie's make fun of themselves - and actually this joke only makes the police look bad - so where is it putting them down?

Thanks for the laugh Robert

That was pretty funny.

That's a fire with a difference !