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Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 08-04-2006, 04:10 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 3,558
Posted By Optic
Talking question

Just think about it - Do you fuck her right when she's in bed?:laughout:
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 07-12-2005, 04:09 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man A...

Reasons a Vibrator is Better Than a Man

A vibrators only function is to please you.
They don't watch televised sports when you want to talk.
They don't talk when you want to watch a movie on...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 07-08-2005, 08:00 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one...

Jim and his best friend Bob were talking late one night at one of the local bars. Jim turned to his friend, and asked "How do you manage to stay out late every night, and never have your wife get...
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-07-2005, 09:15 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,780
Posted By Optic
Have you got pics of any other parts of your body?

Have you got pics of any other parts of your body?
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-07-2005, 03:23 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,780
Posted By Optic
I think there's a great need for vomiting smilies...

I think there's a great need for vomiting smilies on XNations. :knight:
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-05-2005, 10:05 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,780
Posted By Optic
Remember Bob Paulsen (MEAT LOAF) from Fight Club?

Remember Bob Paulsen (MEAT LOAF) from Fight Club?
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-05-2005, 09:33 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,780
Posted By Optic
Got any pics?

Got any pics?
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-05-2005, 09:14 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,780
Posted By Optic
Calm down, not all women but the only ones who...

Calm down, not all women but the only ones who want enter your bedroom. ;)
Forum: Trades and Galleries 07-05-2005, 07:07 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 2,374
Posted By Optic
Have you already registered at MovieRevenue...

Have you already registered at MovieRevenue (http://MovieRevenue.com)? More than 2500 FHG for your choice!
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-05-2005, 07:06 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 7,780
Posted By Optic
http://www.plastic-surgery.net/silicon-breast-impl...

http://www.plastic-surgery.net/silicon-breast-implants.html

:bum:
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-05-2005, 07:03 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 1,987
Posted By Optic
Happy 138, old lady! ...

Happy 138, old lady!

http://img160.exs.cx/img160/5954/southpark031of.jpg
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-05-2005, 07:00 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,615
Posted By Optic
If I can buy it in IKEA already? :D

If I can buy it in IKEA already? :D
Forum: General Webmaster Business and Discussions 07-05-2005, 06:55 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,337
Posted By Optic
Very nice and the song is really "happy-ending"....

Very nice and the song is really "happy-ending". :)

I'll definitely share the link with my friends.
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 07-04-2005, 07:05 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.
When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 06-17-2005, 07:25 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a...

10 Warning Signs That Your Net Girlfriend is a Freak



She sends you virtual flowers every hour on the hour...and then sends you an email every 5 minutes to ask if you got them.

You're 10...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 06-07-2005, 09:17 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting...

A farmer had 5 female pigs and times were getting tough, so he went to the country fair to sell his pigs. At the fair, he came across a farmer who had 5 male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 06-03-2005, 08:59 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this,...

An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 05-31-2005, 07:18 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
Lesbian Joke. A young woman, in the course...

Lesbian Joke.

A young woman, in the course of her college life, came to terms with her homosexuality and decided to come out of the closet.

Her plan was to tell her mother first; so on her next...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 05-27-2005, 10:41 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to...

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess,...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 05-24-2005, 06:55 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
The New Barbie Doll A guy walks into the...

The New Barbie Doll


A guy walks into the Toys R Us shop in downtown New York and says to the assistant, "Could you please show me your Barbie Dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Here, we have...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 05-20-2005, 05:55 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor...

A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you will...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 05-18-2005, 09:02 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
Poor Old Lady When I went to lunch today, I...

Poor Old Lady

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 05-06-2005, 09:28 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
Drinks for Free? One night these two men...

Drinks for Free?

One night these two men wanted to go out for drinks, but they didn't have any money. so the first man said, "No problem. I have an idea"
So the two proceeded to the closest bar...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 05-03-2005, 06:44 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
Dildo joke. A 60 year old woman came home...

Dildo joke.

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator.
"What are you...
Forum: Non Sponsor Announcements 04-29-2005, 08:34 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,925
Posted By Optic
Joke as usual. It was a average day in...

Joke as usual.

It was a average day in Bobby's first grade class. Around 11:00 he had to go to the bathroom, so he raised his hand and ask the teacher. The teacher noticed this pattern and asked...
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