I shared your opinions until mid thirties.
I mean I lived on one of the greatest golf courses in Florida and watched golfers go by and used to launch into a rant over it not being a sport , its a past time. I thought it was gay.
Thinking about it , you may be onto something though....
Flash jewelry and playing a game where middle class WASPs can dress , in fact , are encouraged , to dress like black pimps
Still beats "sitting on cats" as a hobby.