some more:
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In the offices of a loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
On military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel
On a bar: Our customers enter optimistically and leave misty optically.
In an appliance store window: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machines do the dirty work.
In a clothing store: Bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks
In the window of a general store: Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come right here?
In a Maine restaurant: Open 7 days a week and weekends
On a radiator repair garage: Best place to take a leak
On a Tennessee highway: Take notice, when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.
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English Language Blunders
Italian Hotel Brochure: This hotel is renowned for its piece and solitude. In fact, crowds from all over the world flock here to enjoy its solitude.
Rome hotel: Fire! It is what can doing, we hope. No fear. Not ourselves. Say quickly to all people coming up down everywhere a prayer. Always is a clerk. He is assured of safety by expert men who are in the bar for telephone for the fighters of the fire to come out.
Polish Tourist Brochure: As for the tripes serves you at the Hotel Monopol, you will be singing its praise to your children as you lie on your deathbed.
French Hotel: A sports jacket may be worn to dinner, but no trouser.
French Restaurant Menu: Extract of fowl, peached or sunnyside up.
French Swimming Pool: Swimming is forbidden in absence of the Savior.
Spanish Hotel Ad: The provision of a large French widow in every room adds to the visitors comfort.
Madrid Restaurant Menu: Tarts of the house.
Madrid Hotel: Peoples will left the room at midday of tomorrow in place of not which will be more money for hole day.
Athens Restaurant Menu: Chopped cow with a wire through it. *Bowels in sauce** *shish-kebab **tripe
On the Box of a Clockwork Toy Made in Hong Kong: Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
