Tell what your best mixed drink is... and I don't mean pouring a beer.
I tend to make a very good martini.
2oz of the cleanest gin (Tanquery or Bombay Sapphire)
1oz (or less) of Vermouth
Shaken over a lot of ice until very cold and strained into a proper martini glass.
Add 2 (rinsed) mammoth olives on a little plastic sword.