[rhetorical]

Caiprinha

1	lime
1	tablespoon sugar
1/2	cup cachaca

1. Cut the lime in quarters then cut them crosswise.
2. Put lime and sugar in a tall glass and mash with a pestle (or a wood spoon, rolling pin, etc).
3. Add the same amount of liquor on the lime juice and stir.
4. Add ice and stir again.
5. In Brazil, the guys that sell it at the beach put another glass upside down over it, hold both with one hand and shake.