If you are on an airplane sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:
1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.
2. Remove your laptop
3. Start it up
4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.
5. Close your eyes tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips as if praying
6. Then run this screen.
http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf
He will either shut up or move after he messes in his pants.