[TheLegacy]

Okay, here's another question.

Your visiting your wife's family and suddenly you really need to let a fart go, but being at their home there isn't many places to go. What do you do?

I honestly had the idea one time to take those air strips that hang from your windshield mirror and sow them into the back of your shorts so that if you fart, it will smell like minty forest green.