[Rochard]

My wife had it.

One morning she was cooking me and our girlfriend breakfast and she just passed out cold - slamming her head on the fridge and all. I thought maybe it was too much sex.

She has a heart condition and I quickly feared the worst. She came to quickly, but passed out again cold a short time later. A quick call to her mother (who is a nurse) and I ended up rushing her into the hospital.

Turns out she had an ear infection. It was horrible; She was like a veggie for an entire week - could not physically get out of bed without falling.

Horrible thing.