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Old 04-09-2008, 04:17 PM   #7
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They were a little dick'ish too... and their physics jokes were getting a little tired... like these for example:

"Your Mom is such a ho even the noble gases are attracted to her. "

and

"Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm."

and of course

"The mass of Your Mom at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c. "

and my personal favorite (which I have heard SO many times)

"Your Mom conforms to Planck's law. The greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets"

Those crazy, crazy scientists!...!

But anyway. Do we have to return the plutonium?
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